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Sum1 dig up the relevant piss-in-a-cup quotes people made re: Best hattrick thx

So we're losing Enrique, Barton, Carroll.. doubt we'd even stay in the fizzy pop league with those 3 gone

He's worth the rumored 60k to us a week, that's for sure.

I'd love it if somehow he tricked some foreign club into signing him. The culture shock could be legendary. Unlucky foreign footballer: So ahh, you say when we no have ball, we do this. So ahh, with ball we do what? Sam: No matter where you are on the pitch, kick it as hard as you can towards the goal. Always works! Unlucky foreign footballer:

Best defender on best wages. should be in the national squad

He's just an outlet for when we recover the ball, Tiote->Gutierrez, then Barton/Caroll/Nolan all get forward as he won't lose the ball, he passes it back to one of those 3 and we create chances, he fulfills a role for the team at the moment and unless replaced by someone who can retain the ball as well as he can, we'd miss him immensely (Ben Arfa is perfect when he returns).

No points lost vs the redscouse!

If this gets a thread so does my Carroll v Liverpool cartoon

wtf, hodgson looks like wenger/fergie hybrid, with some crazy pan's labyrinth thrown in ! http://www.runofplay.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wenger2.jpg + http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2007/01/03/pans-labyrinth-topper.jpg

Aye

I should start doing more by the sounds of it lol

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1803/carrolpardew.png

Nil. What self-respecting man would allow himself to be sacked, replaced and the become no.2 to his successor? Would you do that if you lass got rid of you, replaced you and asked you to be "back-up" for whenever he was away on business? Well, if I didn't have much else going on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e914bS-vfBU&feature=related

Bruma looks like a potentially good sweeper. He's good with them fireplaces fo' sho.

Going in with the two top scorers of the EPL.

Sensible reffing for the cards tbh

The fact that every single freekick going straight to Andy Carroll and every one knows it - and he still wins every thing, is just an indictment of how good he is in the air.

Corner

Oh dear

Jinxed this

Played much better, we scored a carbon-copy of the goal we scored against Arsenal, except Carroll out-did the man-mountain of Samba. Tempo is quicker and Ranger on for Ameobi with some bad decisions due to his lack of experience. We're on the up and Blackburn looking for a way to cope right now.

Hoilett looks promising

Need a pacey little heel-biter in the Bellamy mould and he'd be unplayable, dragging defenders around making space for Andy

He's a young with nowt experience in the prem, give him a break