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Unlike Rohypnol http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/9413/49c4a7f90a08.gif that pictures freaky as f*** in some strange way It's the frog throat in the background that does it

I actually want him to get the England job and he f***s up big time He's not an international manager, he's a club manager, his whole ethos is set up for day-to-day management. Will never see him at England for that reason alone.

"is that how you hit him, Andy?" Proof that Krul is a timelord, Carroll doesn't move a centimeter between those 2 photo's.

1 goal conceded in 5 SPL games.

too late

What do these footballing Shreks see in these average, common-as-muck slappers

I'd go with Dutch footballer. So is it Dutch or footballer?

Schmeichel Dixon Adams Woodgate Cole Juninho Scholes Cantona Ginola Shearer Rush Neck on the block I guess, but it's easy to be a popularist.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/8995971.stm Wow... makes a change that a footballer survived this though, always hear of the deaths.. lucky fella.

Loven+Carroll works, much better than Nolan anyway.

an article bashing his movement when he tore Vidic to shreds in the opening day.

Is he f*** Must be one of the most wasteful managers I can ever remember in the transfer market for a start. This man would run him close... http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2005/09/20/graeme_souness_300x300.jpg Depending on who/what you read that's a tad harsh. I doubt he bought any one he wanted. Sold who he wanted though, the c***. True ^^

Is he f*** Must be one of the most wasteful managers I can ever remember in the transfer market for a start. This man would run him close... http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2005/09/20/graeme_souness_300x300.jpg Depending on who/what you read that's a tad harsh. I doubt he bought any one he wanted.

OFC. Go 100% by the book or your credibility will suffer.

The fact that a thread about all this nonsense didn't appear till 7:08pm just shows how much we care.

Eh? Found most of them funny as Learn to laugh at one's self

Lol in that case I'd say Sly looks a tad like that fella from Rambo.

"'Ere, ya seen the Angel of the North son?" - "Is it that big statue?" - "Na son, tis Andy FOOKIN Carroll when he nails one in lad".

The day I chose Newcastle. Coming from Chelmsford, Essex, there are no local teams to choose from. You wouldn't pick Southend or Colchester because they are naturally rival towns. All the kids at school supported Arsenal, West Ham or Tottenham. Other kids got beaten up for supporting Manchester United or Liverpool as they were the Glory Hunters. I didn't know much about football, but saw a picture in an old football magazine of a team that played in black and white stripes. I saw that their star player was Peter Beardsley and he had the same birthday as me! I was hooked from that day on, always felt something magical about the Tower in our badge and the black and white stripes.

Your girlfriend isn't called Diego by any chance?

TBF this isn't really knee-jerk. He's been class since January, having Routledge in the team to add width and to add more dimensions to our play has given him more space to work with and he's reaped the rewards and improved no end. In 10 years time and if he's our record goalscorer, I'd say the reason was Wayne Routledge.

Ow look at me, I have a spanish girlfriend! And I play Starcraft 2

My Spanish gf loves Carroll.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,40340.msg2491825.html#msg2491825

A nothing team with 2 good players.