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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sam_Allardyce Jesus christ the opening line lol

http://www.london-gazette.co.uk/issues/59669/pages/383 Babayaro Bankrupt

- - - - - - - - - - - - Schmeichael - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cafu - - - - Matthaus - - - - - Maldini - - - R. Carlos Messi - - - - - Zidane - - - - Gascoigne - - - - Henry - - - - - - - - - Ronaldo - - - - Maradona - - - - - - - - Probably missing some1 out that will be highlighted in a subsequent thread

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,64461.msg2805283.html#msg2805283

With Andy Carroll gone, Alan Pardew decides on a new corner routine

http://www.gobarbra.com/hit/new-191d1eeee3744e6f2732cd8db28e8d64

Sewelly's avatar + above video =

Anyone see the headlock he puts on their keeper that drops him to the ground today to get the ball back from the net at 1-4? Christ I thought he'd be off lol.

That's a shocking strip, i've seen tesco t-shirts look better lol

They weren't like. I wasn't. Yah kid is obviously trolling.

Hate to break this to you, but he's not real. wooosh

Exactly, copy+paste that for another 4-5 of our 'starters' and it's the tip of the iceberg.

I've been fuming away for 2-3 years about this lol, no idea just wanted to post it out there, see if any one agrees

Would put them ahead of the current lot.

Born in '84, can't think of a worse 11 we've ever had. Regardless of how they play for their clubs, when playing for England they are total garbage. Evidenced partially by the fact that absolutely no top English footballers play, or are wanted, in other top European leagues since the early 90's (Hargreaves hardly counts). State of English football is just shockingly bad, all we seem to do is produce athletes rather than good footballers, and as Barca show, you don't have to be the most athletically gifted to be so dominant. I still don't see what all the fuss with Rooney is about, Scholes is twice the player he'll ever be and he's knocking on the door towards 40 now. Not so much as a debating point as a rant, been wanting to say this for a while now.

Can't even view topics now

Can't be real

Where exactly would he be playing and what does this mean for Routledge? Can't see him displacing Barton on the right, he's been a revelation there. On the left perhaps with Ben Ben Ben Arfa with Carroll up front? Confused at this signing unless it's meant as a left winger only.

Best>Obinha

Fake, no sand in Brighton!

Wise's other spot, 11 goals worth 30m

He's no LEON BEST

West Ham making us look like the Harlem Globe Trotters tbh.

Sum1 dig up the relevant piss-in-a-cup quotes people made re: Best hattrick thx