HawK

8 year contract, madness. Even at that time everyone thought it was lunacy.

Real life now feels like one of my sketchy Newcastle FM saves where I only buy English players and after a few years it's basically Newcastle United in the World Cup

Wouldn't be surprised at all if they came in for Joelinton

Think the call was to Everton ?

I think we'd accept that, I think the cheeky bid would be around the £35m-£40m mark though. On record as I want to keep him though.

If Kane goes through I can see Spurs offering a cheeky bid for Wilson.

Aye, Amanda said it was rubbish. Why is it on her to prove that?

Pleasantly surprised to see how involved Eddie is in the club's upper-management.

Surely this thread needs a new version.. how many pages is it going to get to o.O

I have a feeling that over the course of the season, we'll see Isak starting more Champions League games than Wilson, giving Wilson more chances at PL games to keep Isak fresh when there's any congestion. Of course I have no idea what Howe's thoughts are but I can see this happening.

It was notable in his few England minutes in the WC that he was always trying to lay it on for others where he could.

Oh I might be thinking of Remi Streete tbf.

Remi Savage still on our books? Wow I'm sure I first saw him on FM like 6 years ago.

Aye, if you take away his goals, what exactly has he brought to the team today? Waste of a shirt imo.

Whoever told Jay that the inverse-mullet was a good look deserves a pat on the back, that barnet is hilarious

Joelinton with a Ben Arfa-esque jink, wow. What a goal.

My Spanish word of the day seems to be 'falta'.

Barnes close to opening his Newcastle account, looked exactly the sort of chance he buries for Leicester.

They pulled off that FK routine perfectly, it was just a terrible routine

A Ricky Gervais quote comes to mind here, ref would do well to hear it. Just because you're offended, it doesn't mean you're right. And just because someone falls over, it doesn't mean it's a foul.

Gosh their number 11 has more of a bald spot than Season 1 Athelstan from Vikings.

Aye he's done it a few times now, almost a carbon copy a few minutes later where he plays it behind Wilson. Grabs the ball and cuts inside straight away, refreshing to see.

Between the interplay of Barnes and Barn (love these commentators), this is getting confusing while half-watching from another screen