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Aye Cry Havoc. Get Ashley's head on a Pike.

i thoght barton was peter beardsley . mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif lol so did i That Alistair McGowan will go the extra mile for a laugh won't he?

I don't think we are lucky enough for this story to turn out to be bullshit. "Direct" quotes have been no guarantee of validity. Hey lets fuck over the NUFC fans again; it's been a good couple of days.

Never read a religious tract in my life. NUFC was my religion.

They are just microbes under the scope. Swine flu would be more welcome.

Ok, I hesitate to ask but Id like an appraisal by some of you with your fingers on the pulse. What is happening to our great club? I stopped going to the match 2 seasons back and I dont read the chronicle so I am at odds to know whats going on. From what i surmise, we are way behind in our preparation for the coming season, no manager and NUFC is bleeding to death in a gutter at leazes park. I seems as if nothing can move or begin. Is that what is going on or is there some optimism? somewhere?

Had to go into bandit country yesterday (three bars of soap and it still wont wash off) and on the way there is an official sign on a post saying, "This way for the Stadium of Light, the North Easts ONLY premiership stadium" Twats were quick enough to put that up.

And Merson you can fuck off anarl. Grinning twat.

Who was that Joe Kinnear fellow they kept mentioning?

Even though he was running like he had ingrown toenails, running through a lagoon of custard, Shearer still provided more to the team than Owen when fit.

So do I.

The difference is Smudger and Nolan exist.

Have you ever looked at a player and thought he would one day be at the Toon? Alas, I had a feeling in my water over Smudger and also, last season, Nolan. Anyone else had prophecies?

Do you seriously intend to spend money on players enough to guarantee Premier status? If not, why not?

Can we still use the bogs though but?

With K.K's avowed intent to bring in 2 perhaps 3 more signings, we are woefully poor squadwise. Even if he fills the three positions next week, that is no way to prepare for the premiership. We are running to stay in the same spot, only this time the motivation is different.

Kin'ell we are so desperate we are signing anagrams!

When he first arrived I Parky and I(apologies Parky if it wasn't you) stated that he could become a Toon Legend. I was wrong. I mean I was fucking wrong to several magnitudes. Can an injury such as he suffered make a footballer so ineffective? Its my theory he continued with the naff blonde spikey hair just soo he could be identified on the pitch. Jeez was I wrong?

Got a nice letter from those awfuly nice people at NUFC, inviting me to apply for a season ticket(have had one for seven seasons) because I am also on the waiting list. Read into that what you will.

Didn't someone on here mention Terry Mac at a football talk in months ago? He is said to have said there will be few suprises and the focus would be on players who were familiar with the Prem. (Draw from that whatever you will) No Hollywood signings anyway. (Which is one of the reasons we think we are a big deal)

And the pedant gets two points.

Got a visit from my neighbour, late on. Let's just say he was feeling no pain and leave it at that. He fully explained the provision of this particular rumour and the fact that he saw the photograph to prove it. Apparently, on a flight to Newcastle this morning, were two professional footballers, not on a stopover. Iedar? Gudjohnnsen and Samual E'to. Make of that what you will.

And mine.

My seat is mid centre of the goal, up in L7. I like that view and i am used to all the great folks around me. Does this mean that I will have to move to the present away fans corner and the away fans will take up where i was sitting? If so they can fuck off.

Surely we have something in place- contract wise, for this eventuality? I cannot imagine Ashley putting up with this crap.