DJ_NUFC

Well, no. Optimism, delusion or pedantry?

Not seen around this club since 2008. Edit: Bar Hughton.

We're down, aren't we?

Football punditry and the GOP have a lot in common: cognitive dissonance is de rigeur.

Fair enough.

Fuck, Oldboy! Top marks for getting that in here I look for any excuse to watch clips from that masterpiece, tbh.

This guy seems to have no authority, how could we have moved heaven and earth (i.e. continue to ask him) to sign him? I'm not sure how he's even been in management this long without a shade of command about him, the opposite of the leader of men. Basically, the absolute worst appointment for us at the time.

We need a raft of Sad Steve memes a la Keanu.

Mitro just blew off some steam at being benched:

What the fuck There is seriously something wrong with the air, ground and elements around our training ground: the feng shui is all fucked.

If losing by a cricket score is what it'll take for the fans to finally start protesting, I'm all for it.

Lovely reddit username.

Kiss of death right there, from the notorious east-end gangster.

I don't understand what all this mystery about his English is about, doesn't anyone remember the letter he wrote to us all? Lyrical dynamo, Peter Prose.

After taking oiff Perez for Lascelles. The amount of muppets on here who were saying that he was doing ok and progress was being made was unreal a few weeks ago. I bet not many of those people are saying a jot right now, though I do see some one or two have changed their mind also - welcome to the real worls. Is this guy for real? I hope you're not married as I would feel sorry for any woman married to such a smug c*** constantly waiting for her to be wrong about any given thing so he can eternally lord it over her and flash his "I told you so!" tattoo. Coming from one of the worst clueless muppets like you I'm suprised you even thought of anything. I'm so glad the in-fighting is finally spilling into the fans, we need more of this in the stands.

Ian Wright incredibly out of order on Twitter. Don't know why but this has f***ed me right off. How can someone being paid to think and talk about football purposely wind up fans of a football club without bothering to understand why we wanted Pardew out, why he deserved to have been sacked ages ago? Lowest of the low of a human being. I used to actually respect him as a player.

After taking oiff Perez for Lascelles. The amount of muppets on here who were saying that he was doing ok and progress was being made was unreal a few weeks ago. I bet not many of those people are saying a jot right now, though I do see some one or two have changed their mind also - welcome to the real worls. Is this guy for real? I hope you're not married as I would feel sorry for any woman married to such a smug cunt constantly waiting for her to be wrong about any given thing so he can eternally lord it over her and flash his "I told you so!" tattoo.

You must have made that up? That's what I thought, but it's true. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/11/28/uk-soccer-england-cry-new-idUKKBN0TH0MR20151128 Maybe the reaction to the reaction will be to lose 8-0. Those quotes should be a sackable offence, Christ. No... no, I just read these oh my god NO. These cannot be real. I'm actually going to crawl into a corner and cry. Oh my. This is Donald trump levels of bizarre right here. I can't handle it.

This is the period of mystery that may ultimately define our season, future and Steve's tenure. What the fuck happened after the stoke game that we look like a completely different team? Was he popping champagne in the dressing room imagining he had already reached 40 points and told the players the job had been done? Something seems to have snapped in between these 6 games and not sure if anyone will tell us what.

I just don't get the halftime changes. 3-1 down and you bring on a defender for a striker?! Needs to be dragged out of Newcastle by his hair for this.

At this point I don't care if McClaren is the love child of Mother Teresa and Gandhi, this cunt needs never to be seen again. To think we approached him 3 times as if he's Mourinho or Klopp. This club.

All this time most of us were on the "anyone but Pardew or Carver" bus, but amazingly we have appointed a guy worse or equal to both. Also tells you just how much of a cock up it was from Ashley to appoint Charnley, a tea boy, to run this multi million pound asset for him and watch it all predictably crumble. I'm sorry, if you're a billionaire and you don't have a knack for hiring the right people for the right jobs, how did you even become rich? It's completely baffling.

Okay, I take it back. McClaren is a fucking clueless cunt and needs sacking tonight. Perez off for Lascelles at 1-3 down has to be a worse sub than any Pardew or Carver sub I can recall.

Were they ever on it? Most people l have been very patient with McClaren and took a lot of positives form the first few games. But this is just shocking stuff now. I'm struggling to see a way out of this and that is Carver levels of despondency.

The wheels have come off this campaign spectacularly. We are going down unless we change management, entire coaching staff and bring in 4-5 new players ready to hit the ground running and a manager who is up for a fight.