DJ_NUFC

Reminds me of Boyzone.

but we have. I should've clarified. We need to have already signed or should've been close to signings two quality CBs. And those rumours were hardly the stuff of Mitrovic's-entire-family-being-given-tours or photos-of-Wijnaldum-at-the-airport. The CB links we've had so far were like the passing whiff of a fart on a windy day, where you're not sure if you even smelled anything or not.

How do players like Carlton Cole continue to retain professional careers as footballers at the highest level?

How on earth have we not even been linked with not one but two quality CBs is beyond me. If we go into the season with our current crop in the heart of defence, even if we sign fucking Messi, we'll be fighting relegation. Surely McSchteve can see this.

Bramble was Baresi compared to this cunt.

I can imagine him sitting at the bar, ordering 5 pints and not letting anyone sit around him. "For Speedy, Sir Bob, Liam and John... have some respect!"

FFS Colback ahead of Anita He also left out the co-management team of Patrick Viera and Remi Garde operting out of a mobile art gallery that sits in the dugout with them.

We need to keep this thread going forever. Let's not let wankers rewrite history and pretend he was given a fair go at the first team here, and treated well. And just reminiscing about his play brings this weird moisture over the eyes. That Bolton goal, what a moment to be a Newcastle fan at that time, a sliver of the sublime within 90mins of turgid bastard of a game.

We hired someone with a sense of humour to run the twitter account?

I can't believe that a nothing club like Palace is now an actual thing to waste energy hating on due to Pardew, Cabaye and their ever delusional fans. I spent some time in South London and worked alongside a few Palace fans, and goodness me were they deluded, and this was in the late 1990s, when they were in the first division. Some of the nuggets they would throw were baffling, "we'd beat Real Madrid, mate, if only we got a chance to play'em..."

Yeah, if we get Mitrovic, fuck this guy, now. Hope you get fatter.

Someone pls do the usual shoe-match analysis.

Really? Ugly red coloured footballs? Who dropped the ball in the design department? #bringbackourballs

When speaking purely in terms of hide and seek, Colback is far better at it than Anita. Can't find him most of the time, whereas at least Anita tries.

Is that Euros or the sterling, you cunt? http://du8znpjowa92.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Joe-Kinnear-001.jpg

It's been done before, i wouldn't concern yourself with that. There's plenty of other things to be concerned about though Why, gee, thanks

Each time this thread gets bumped I simply have to go in to see he's truly gone Kaka's post lightens the mood once I'm in, though.

"Vern, so remember what I told you. I've created a hole in space and time you can slip into every game, and nobody will notice you're gone. Reappear once in a while to lose the ball and piss off again."

Are two assistant coaches the norm? Has it been done before? Hope there aren't any issues behind the scenes as time goes on.

Roederhead.

Alex Neil is 34 Sam Niell is 67. http://www.actucine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Sam-Neill.jpg