DJ_NUFC

My scouts are still monitoring Dirk Kuyt.

I was at work when this site was overtaken by a certain Robert T or whomever a few years ago. Yep. Never shut down my laptop quicker. Someone also Rick Rolled me while I was at work. Sometimes this site demands after-hours usage.

It's pretty sad if he does turn out for that rabble, to be honest. I think he can still do the job for any one of the mid-low tier clubs in the top flight if given the chance (again). He just needs to work off that beer gut.

So he wants to be Colback / Sissoko, but in actuality we're hoping he replaces Tiote. http://media2.giphy.com/media/kwNSxdqqutsEE/200_s.gif

I think I deserve some kind of award to make Ronaldo laugh It's a good Monday morning so far here in the great white north.

I don't know, a career in journalism for a free spirit like HBA is probably exactly the kind of coverage that region is crying out for.

Alan Smith, man. I've blocked that time out of my memory.

What is the injury situation? “The last five months have been difficult. It’s crazy when everyone starts talking about you but then people forget. I have injury problems but it’s important that I don’t rush back. You see what happened last time, I can’t afford to do that. The physios are working hard and everyone is working hard to make sure it’s done properly this time."

Nails it, pretty much. The fact that successive managers have chosen him over the likes of Ben motherfucking Arfa due to his supposed 'tracking back' and professionalism makes me hate this cunt even more with a passion. Want him out of our club.

We can only dream of the public having anything to get worked up about at SJP. The spirit of the cup is lost on the cunts in charge. This is what Charnley should be watching and realizing he needs from a galvanized support.

Did you ask him about tactics?

I'm not over or underrating him, tbh. I just think he'd be a much better option as backup than some of the cunts we've signed since.

That's amazing

Yeah, this fictionalized version of Leon Best based entirely on his time at Blackburn after he left us is kind of baffling. Was a great servant for us and won us a few games single handedly. Was a great decoy / backup for Ba.

Well, here's his chance to prove us all wrong. He probably works best as a support striker to someone like Cisse. Not sure how he'll link up with Perez. Unless Carver shunts Perez out on the left wing and leaves Riv to lead the line

Leon Best was like fucking Romario compared to this cunt and Luuk De Jong. Riviere and Luuk can only be comparable to Andreas Anderssen (who somehow outscored them both!)

Obertan doesn't even put in crosses Ugh, comparing these two is like comparing oranges to oranges, the dilapidated, shriveled kind you get on sale as you know they'll be mossy green on the inside when you get home and open one.

Surely denying it should lead to a lengthier ban? Isn't remorse one of the main factors where punishments are handed out in the real world?

Lukaku vs. Willo

I'm a little concerned about Aarons, tbh. It is now four months he hasn't played competitive football at any level, with a new reasons being found to delay his return at seemingly every available opportunity. The facts remain that he has only played five matches professionally, starting only two and playing 90 minutes in none. He had so much momentum in the preseason and the early part of the league campaign, so it would be a real shame if he didn't get another chance to show himself and learn at the top level before the next preseason. Concerned about his injury record or that there's is a conspiracy to have him flogged next window?

Have been in the 'let's give him an extended run and see him fulfill his potential' camp, but he's had quite an extended run now and needs to be dropped or sent out on loan. He's either coasting or simply isn't upto scratch at the Premier League level. Unforunate, but we need creativity from the midfield ASAP and the two wings are occupied by duds right now.

Shocking behaviour from Evans. What kind of man doesn't take responsibility for his own actions? Papiss comes out looking like a fucking adult in all this, his quotes are fantastic.

Does the oily Keith Bishop fella have more of a role at the club than just PR Guru? He seems to be at every home game and is looking on smugly, sitting next to the two fatties.

This.

Nah, just being flogged