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Beye should be in the center. Said this last game as well. But noooo, we have to have him on the right and Zog on the left. Watch Milner shuffle his feet for each cross.

Where's the running commentary lads? I'm at work, need updates!

Venables actually talks a lot of sense, if you take 2 minutes to read the article. Fair play to him. I can't even read.

Campbell was 'too old' for Sibierski-Roeder.

Tard. Venebales, that is. Also, what has Joey brought to the team so far? Hope he brings his old city 'drive' to the team or he needs to be dropped.

Unbelievable, this thread. And the people buying into the OP's own thickheadedness .

Wottergoal, 2-0, Pompey. Fuck they can play a bit, eh?

What's a wide boy geezer?

Alright film too, like.

Bit harsh, that. If the Smith chance had come off, it would've been goal of the month. Good improvisation. As opposed to chesting it, bringing it down, and easily placing it past the keeper? He had no-one around him. He just snatched at it, he had a LOT more time and space than he thought he had. It's alright though. Martins is playing superb and the two forwards are linking up surprisingly well. Wish Zog was playing in midfield! WTF is up with that? Did we just sign Enrique for home games?

How do they automatically assume Geordies will be havin' street parties if he took over the Toon? I don't know anyone, or have spoken to anyone even on this board, who wants Shearer as our manager. Fuckin' pathetic.

You go in there, and you topsy-turvy that motherfucker. Topsy-turvy it.

Can't say that. Can't wait for another article on the front page entitled 'Sam Is Still The Man.'

Is it okay to diss Allardyce now? Should I wait until next September to voice how I feel?

no, martins can outpace hyppia, we just need a bit of PASSING... for a change

Has Zoggy scored yet? In the Welsh net?

I truly hope Dinho Lad's been pulling a fast one on us all. A case for thread-hijacking, surely? Can we talk more about goal celebrations please and less about why someone didn't make a thread about Christian goal celebrations before but did for a Muslim one? I like the controversial ones. Fowler's lines, Henry's Whazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap (not controversial but still retardedly hilarious) and Bellers' swing. Keep'em coming.

Derby losing 2-0 to the Hammers. Unfortunately we're not allowed to speak of the Derby defeat on here and compare and contrast how other teams play at Pride Park. So I won't . Edit: I'm late! 5-0.

My favourite moment - one which actually made me smile during those gutwrenching opening minutes - was when the third goal went in and they cut to BS and Mort, and Mort just looked at his watch as BS sat there stonefaced.

For Big Sam, off footy4kids.com: http://www.footy4kids.co.uk/442.gif

Do you support Portsmouth, if not then SHUT YOUR SHIT WTF...

I remember our successes under Robson during our 'glory' years (i.e. when we consistently qualified for Yoorup) were based on our successes on the road. What was it, 13 road wins the year we finished 3rd? Hardly 'tight' 1-0 wins either, they were, we were fuckin' free-scoring on the road just as at home.

Get Ramos in.

Like the one Martins went on the day after the UEFA cup exit? Yes I do think £10m was a joke - Inter took the piss for their equivalent of Shola - bit of promise as a sub or in the odd start but nowhere near good enough to be a regular. So who would pay big money for him? Ban him. (Joke! I understand that waving an imaginary yellow card is a yellow card offence.)

I am sure some people will read it like this so I have cut it down for you to save some time