Anon

would love it if he ended up at palace, getting played as a defensive right winger. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/28/13/282C55AB00000578-3563463-image-a-47_1461846260972.jpg

Didn't stop Richard O'Brien running around the Crystal Maze like a mental. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/theatre/2015-09/11sept/richard-obrien-large.jpg

In the first few games, he looked mint because people were making decent movement ahead of him. Coincidence?

He could play out wide but he's been more of a withdrawn forward when I've seen him. He'd be great off Mitro imho. Not sure where that would leave Gayle though tbh. On the bench hopefully

Pardew's biggest problem is his ego. If he admitted to himself he was an average manager and developed a decent system, I reckon he would be an okay manager. He says he plays front-foot football but everyone can see he doesn't - no-one has a clue what his tactics are. Pulls, Martinez, Moyes, Allardyce, not world beaters but they can organise and team to play a certain way. Pardew thinks he's Mourinho and will put strikers on the wing and sub his left-backs going for a win.

Can't wait to see him as a 89th minute sub away at Burton

We sometimes treat football like it's some weird parallel universe. He's a professional footballer under contract, of course he should be playing if he's still here and deemed good enough. Yes he wants away, but if the club think he's worth more than someone is willing to pay then he's staying.

While I'd rather the money, I hope literally no-one comes in for him and he has sit with a big lip on him all next season on the bench.

winner.

So this is a track record for an England manager? Blackpool - sacked Notts County - relegated to Division Two Bolton - did well, no denying Newcastle - signed Alan Smith Blackburn - finished 15th, 10th, sacked West Ham - 10th, 13th, 12th, contract not renewed as the fans and owners hated his football so much Sunderland - Had almost a whole season, only kept up by a paedo and us

Not sure why £35m is being baulked at for a French International having proven his talent in the Euros when Carroll went for the same price with a handful of good games.

More interesting that he met the lad 3 weeks ago

In 2014-2015, Gouffran with 24 starts and 7 subs, scored 2 and assisted 1. Absolutely fucking donkey of a player, get rid.

Fairly telling then Benitez has kept him on as well.

Really didn't think he would leave, bit of a short-sighted move. Got left behind in an average England squad playing for a shit team in the Premier League, not sure of the urgency to be going back to the same situation. Would be like having a missus with small hands him playing in the Championship too.

He'll be 10 years retired and they'll still be banging on about his new role in midfield.

4-3-3 it looks like

Hope they do what they did with the London riots and sift through all the footage and ban any mongs caught on camera

Get heatstroke most likely

Fucking hell man, do they not realise it's where people work and live and not just some pub car park?!

Woy's gone full Pardew with natural wide players phobia

Full thing up here: http://parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/a870989f-3119-4e2a-9ea7-e6ab094e77d1

"demand to bored" :lol: Ryder got a new job, like? Spelt 'focussed' the American way too

Danny Murphy says he's stalling and thinks he'll end up at Everton. Die in a fire.

So little width with this shitty diamond