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Whilst I never wanted to see him play for us again the (already fucking short) list of things to like about NUFC has decreased by one. I miss you already Shola, now go and win me £7,500 in the world cup

Anyone else game for Millwall?

Skybet. It isn't to be fair.

I got that exact same price, just went £1 e/w on it though. Fuck man, I'll kill myself if he comes second now

I'm not having Kaka call me dumb ffs

So what's the best way of getting hold of a Nigerian shirt with this lovable buffoon's name on the back? I've hoyed a £5er on him to get top scorer at 1,500-1 as well so it should pay for itself.

Why are Everton fans booing Arteta? I'd have thought he'd be pretty well liked there, surely?

This is the most absurd thing I've ever heard It's like a man who has the ability to learn names is describing a series of events he not only doesn't understand but previously seemed impossible to him.

Motty is off his absolute rocker, fuck me edit: Guzan a bit of an expert when it comes to saving those :lol:

Saw him in the supermarket a while ago. Eats Frosties for brekkie as far as I can tell.

Apparently loads of Benfica fans in the Spurs end too. Should be a decent game, looking forward to this.

But progression to what? Champions League contention is essentially only for a self-perpetuating cohort of rich clubs. Europa League? A discredited farce of a tournament. Nothing more than a scrap thrown to second tier clubs. Even if you do progress through (at great expense and little reward) to the knock-out stages, stronger Champions League failures await to in all probability knock you out. Dave's covered the cup point but this is absolute bullshit as well. Even a cursory glance at the last 16 draw of the Europa League shows that it contains some of Europe's biggest clubs. The only ones who treat that competition as a "discredited farce" are Premier League clubs run like ours, who care only for how much money an extra league place can get them. You sound like you've been completely conned by the Premier League/Champions League hype machine, as if that's all that matters. Even if all that you say were true, those experiences are what being a football supporter is all about. So we ran into a Champions League dropout and got knocked out. Oh well you're right, what a waste of time. Never mind that there were young Newcastle fans in Lisbon, in Moscow, in Brugge, seeing their club play in an environment that most football fans never get to experience. I went and watched Newcastle in a game we had no chance of winning in the Nou Camp ten years ago and it's still one of the best footballing experiences of my life, and always will be barring a miracle. Absolutely rank attitude, and one that far too many of our supporters have (somehow) acquired. No wonder the club think they've got free licence to bin off every competition whilst some of our fans are applauding them for it. Christ knows what fans of perennial Championship clubs must think of us when they see our fans giving it "ugh Europe again, what a farce". It's embarrassing. Great post this. Being in the Europa is fucking mint as well, despite UEFA's repeated shitting on it from a great height. It was the only enjoyable part of last season.

You've got a lot to learn.

Fuck me :lol:

go on then you bloody piss kidneys. someone else play, put me out of my misery. this took me minutes.

Go on then. What's your starting XI for the WC and rest of the squad (assuming there are no new injuries / retirements etc). Pick mine apart... Hart Johnson Cahill Jagielka Baines Gerrard Wilshere Oxlade Rooney Lallana Sturridge Keepers: Fuck knows. Foster & Forster? Defenders: Jones, Cole, Dawson Midfielders: Henderson, Lampard, Sterling, Carrick, Townsend Attackers: Welbeck, AC9 Fuck that was hard with the squad. Special mention goes to picking a 3rd choice centre half, I would go Lescott but he hasn't played in god knows how long. I think Smalling will come good but haven't been impressed this season and despite not really rating him at least Dawson plays every week for a decent team and can shout a bit. Jones gets in on the basis he's my 2nd choice RB, 4th choice CB, 3rd choice DM and hopefully won't get a game. I'd like to have Barkley but Lampard is a safer bet if you need a goal, Carrick can cover the holding role if Gerrard gets injured and Henderson's been class this year. Townsend's a bit shit but can run, play on both sides and was ok for England. Was unsure about Carroll but he offers something different and at least stands a chance when Gerrard starts cunting the ball 60 yards at head height when we're losing, I was very tempted by Rodriguez though.

In my defence I'm both hungover and drunk, it's hard to speak in anything more creative than cliches! It's probably why I tend to ignore the media to be honest. I watched MOTD this week, normally I've got it video'd and skip through all analysis and interviews. Load of old shite, apart from the action itself.

He probably should have but that was never going to happen and we might even have a contract without clauses in it because of it being a loan. Fair play if you're consistent with it. Personally I don't really think it's doable because people would be getting sacked all the time, Guthrie for booting Fagan and Shearer for kicking the shit out of Lennon's face are two more that spring to mind. I'd be happy if the club had used it as a reason to bin him but it's a mountain out of a molehill in my opinion. If Bruce for instance had done it I would have found it significantly more funny than outrageous.

It is a sackable offence and it was a headbutt. If any of us went into work and did that we'd get sacked, try and prove me wrong on Monday if you want. Shouldn't Remy also have been sacked then?

Haha, https://vine.co/v/MKxA2797Jj3 Haha, daft twat. About what I expected, was hoping for a real, big Dunc style nut mind.

I haven't seen it but as a question is this worse than a player headbutting someone? It's fucking wild, don't get me wrong, but is the extra attention because it's never happened before or because it's a different crime?

I'm still absolutely raging about the pathetic excuse for a performance today but just thought I'd take time out to say this is arguably the worst post I've ever read on here. It's like "hundreds of billions" without being funny.

Unrealistic as anything. No way is his cock staying in his trousers in such a scenario. edit: inconsiderate and inappropriate post, apologies. If he's not certain jermaine jeans is feeling any specific pain he finds it very hard to get interested in anything.

Fucking hell

The ones who scream racism at the very mention of colour, such as alex and santoon above, probably others elsewhere but I didn't take notes. Someone earlier made an excellent analogy with height and a window I don't remember it but it was spot on Do you know anything of their backgrounds? Also if we signed a black player and someone's first comment was "f*** me, he's black as the ace of spades!" would you honestly not think they were a bit racist? Or does it not apply to kitchen appliances? My opinion wouldn't change if I knew they where white, black, yellow or green. I don't see what you're getting at Surely if it is a black person getting offended about a joke about black people they aren't getting offended on someone else's behalf? That's the first sensible thing you've said all day. Fuck off!! I've just trawled through 9 pages of this bollocks to make that joke! Fair play though, had to be done.