Mowen

Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions

I mean, yeah, I agree and all (my favourite type of player earlier in this thread was an inconsistent flair man and Ben Arfa nails it, if a little bit too good for my liking) but are we really pretending Obertan's goal was shit just because he is? He twatted it from 20 yards, credit where it's due. Stumbling it in ffs.

Inconsistent flair players e.g. Jay-Jay Okocha, Georgiu Kinkladze, Benito Carbone. Maybe someone a bit like Juninho but delivering the goods on a less regular basis.

you can bring your dinner you cunt On a serious note though, would be wild if we got Sitton in. About 30% as ridiculous as the first time we got JFK in.

John Sitton

Nah, fuck that. Said before that I'll not give anyone the satisfaction. It's going to be like a 'Stone cutters' episode off the Simpsons when everyone fucks off to form their own club without me. James won't. Who's James? Some bloke who makes a lot of interesting posts HE GOT MARRIED TO AN ACTUAL WOMAN and also likes cats. And can't jizz. Oh fuck off reminding me of that shit. I was honestly going to wish you happy birthday as well. You can stick it up your bollocks.

Good point. First sensible thing you've said all day.

Knew he still had it in him to keep playing at the top level.

knew you'd see sense eventually. Didn't hunty twat one in that day? Ridiculous scenes Yep - him, Martins (with that goal, obvs) and Butt. Absolute piss take that like. My missus went, didn't speak to me for ages. Might have been because I'm a twat but I've always chalked it down to Butt scoring the winner.

knew you'd see sense eventually. Didn't hunty twat one in that day? Ridiculous scenes

Sort your game out IP. Nobby was at RB, Hunty LB with Rampage and Taylor CBs. Sounds fine when you look at it that way. Plus we had Glenn Roeder pulling the strings.

Probably a good egg on low wages to have around the place to keep a bit of locality about the club, plus won't kick up a fuss not playing. I think we should get Shola back too

Best player on the pitch yesterday

Oscar FGS at 11s tonight. Tournament long, I've got Germany at 7s, Ronaldo and Higuain at 20s and Yaya at 250. Oh, and obviously Shola at 1500s. FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does nohomo in this instance mean yespeado?

Just noticed my custome title. I bloody love SB for what it's worth.

Nobody would give a fuck about this celebration thing if he was as good as Cabaye.

Agreed. I went with 'Seppsy and I know it' for the record. Thanks everyone. Now let us never speak of it again.

which prick broke my poll! This has been a write off.

you're a bunch of fucking idiots. Apart from thomas and Interpol. Poll added for the best two

winning so far

I need a Sepp Blatter based pun for my WC fantasy football team. If there's one time I've ever felt confident in this forum it's now. You have 30 minutes. Go.

You got a well meaning div, we got a malicious wanker who enjoys watching us suffer. Net result is much of a muchness at the moment. Basically you got Labour to our Tories.

Average in 2012 is very generous. He only played two games and was abysmal against Italy. Granted he scored the winner against Ukraine but he was poor overall.

I really fucking hope he goes. I love him. Plus it means I don't have to give up on my dream of one day playing in a World Cup.