Mowen

Anyone else think he's bought a bit too much food?

Well? What did you get? Two raspberry turnovers, reduced to 20pence. Two Taste the Difference Devonshire fudge yoghurt's. 6 mini prawn sping rolls. Thai red chicken curry. Doritos Cool Original. Doritos Chilli Heatwave. Sainsbury's Hot Salsa Dip. I knew it, I was almost right.

I reckon he'll have one melton mowbray pork pie, some mr. ben rice and a jelly for pudding.

G-unit, what you got?

All I know about him is that wondergoal from the last world cup (against Mexico?)

Can't believe Gerrard was claiming that, shit touch and then a shit ball across ends up with a ludicrous own goal.

OH RLY? He didn't, did he? From .cock Fuck me sideways. I do remember him having a good start to the season now mind. Still a fair old surprise, thought Parker would have got it that year.

OH RLY? He didn't, did he?

FUCK OFF STONE YOU FUCKING CUNT OF A BELLEND, NICKY BUTT HAS NEVER WON PLAYER OF THE SEASON, HE'S A USELESS WANKER.

He's said some astute stuff along with the stupid stuff. Talking about Enrique and Jonas's link up play down the left would be unknown to all but a regular viewer.

So where's Kadar today?

wp Mowen. I have him to score 2+ so I need him to grab another. Pleasing. I only got him because of the silly odds, betfair first goalscorer is often slow to react to team news for some reason, not that many people bet on it.

He knows the club is fucked when he leaves, hoping they just fuck off before he does is my guess.

Loven first GS £3 at 9.5 Newcastle and Liverpool double, £13 returns a tenner.

I just love the declaration "I am the Milkman of Ricky Lambert". "I am the God of Hellfire". A bit like that, only slightly more impressive.

I wouldn't be against signing him because he's mediocre enough to not be a complete liability even a league up. You don't get relegated because your right back wasn't up to it, and I'd rather we spend our money on making sure we don't have the worst midfield in the league again. If we got in a decent centre back I'd have Taylor out at full back without a doubt mind, Simpso will surely be no more than £500k and will be acceptable back-up.

Evil. Isn't that roughly what Real Madrid did when they were in trouble? Sold their training ground for £200m+ and started renting it for £1 a year or something?

Good. The cunts enjoyed it enough when our wanker of an owner set about fucking us up.

Of course not, Smith and Nolan won't be dropped. I still think Guthrie and Barton might work, but it's been a year and a half since Barton wasn't shit for us so it's more hope than expectation.

Figures that you prefer to ignore the posts from someone who's probably watched Beckford more than anyone else on this board. You're living in a fantasy world skirge, grow the f*** up man. It's better than you're attitude of 'I KNOW I'M RIGHT, I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. I KNOW MORE ABOUT LEEDS THAN ANYONE!!! LA LA LA..." Not really, least when I argue with it's folk there's generally something to back it up with. Skirge just does it out of romanticized optermism. Anyone who spells optimism like that knows fuck all about the English language. Don't even bother with a comeback, I've seen nearly 500 lectures in the flesh and watched Open University loads.

Don't you live in Kingston? The O'Neills there is managed by a geordie, I was sat next to him on the train up to Villa away last season, top bloke. It won't be a Newcastle pub but presumably will be pretty friendly.

Compared to where? Worst weather in 30 years and as far as I can tell from the news most of Europe has stopped. Denmark/Sweden/Norway seem to cope well with heavy snow fall. The only plus point it's called off now and not 1230 on Saturday. They probably cope better but in countries where there's always a fair bit of snow at winter it's bound to be dealt with better. If they had their worst conditions for 30/40 years there's probably be a fair bit of hassle there too.

Why? Presumably it isn't a stipulation of being in the PL to have undersoil heating. Sounds like a waste of fucking money given that most games have been called off anyway. thing is it aint the pitch thats the problem its clubs worried about being liable for damages if anyone hurts themselves after slipping on ice etc in or around the ground Exactly...all of this is fuck all to do with the much maligned "health and safety" really. It's more to do with clubs being shit scared of all the right wing fuckwits suing them for all they're worth when they fall over outside the ground.

I thought he admitted it was something else that had caused the fracture? Sure there was talk of him sueing Guthrie before he admitted the damage had been done earlier.

SIPP (Self invested pension plans) wasn't it? I'm no pension expert but that sounds like something you can do what you want with. I was very keen on this idea when it came out but feel somewhat distant from it now, it needs something to re-invigorate (fake word?) people now.