Decky

Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan and of course Alan.

These God damn Henry adverts on Sky.

Thought you were still talking about Collymore there.

One thing that has become clear today from SP's critics is they never actually read a thing on the website.

Collymore is just the same as all those neutral idiots who think Pardew is a good manager. They don't know the facts, they believe the shite he spouts when they rarely see him talking, they only register wins against Chelsea, Everton, 5 in a row etc and never remember or care when we're not winning. They're just trash talkers who have opinions on everything in football and actually know about very little. I couldn't give one fuck what Collymore thinks about anything.

Went for an hours kip there. This cunt not pictured holding a Palace shirt yet?

The big fat.

What's going on like, is it agreed or not?

3 down.

Keep this near the top, make it easier for the mods to edit the title.

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The fuck

Look at the guy behind the reporter on SSN ffs. How long before a wall of morons appears?

They'll say that until it's confirmed though.

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Does it count for the games he missed on international duty?

Copycats.

Charged with violent conduct.

Someone come to the pub with me ffs there's celebrating to do!

£2m compo?

There'll be no one on here if he ends up staying because we'll all just give up instantly.

Fuck sake here we go.

Colo. As if ffs.

No, not if they offer to pay his contract in full (which will be the £5m mark)