Decky

I know man.

Fuck me what a chance.

SHOLA

I don't see why considering this is their first real spell of shots. Newcastle have been solid so far.

Fucking Simpson.

ITV

Fair play to those travelling fans.

Ben Arfa starting

The Spam Cookbook ffs.

Norwich 2-0 Southampton QPR 1-0 Sunderland Reading 1-2 Aston Villa West Brom 1-1 Swansea Newcastle 3-1 Stoke City Liverpool 2-0 Tottenham

What did Ferdinand do?

Still no Rooney.

What a goal.

Been set up lovely for the neutral this.

Giggs man.

Man Utd are definitely missing Rooney in that midfield. They can't keep the ball at all.

COME ON UNITED

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His subs were too late really but the fault for today falls at the feet of the players who didn't make their chances count. Swansea dominated the first half, then Newcastle came out in the second and took control so not much else can be asked of Pardew in that regard.

Redknapp

Marveaux coming on 89 minutes in.

We didn't make our chances and pressure count and we got punished. You could see this coming a mile away.