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It's an...intriguing and hypnotising sig, it has to be said.

What about his keepie uppies? I've heard they're quite something.

plays may be exaggerating it a bit, he's out there pointing and trying to claim goals that blatantly aren't his but playing.......... Well I guess I was being a bit too nice.

Trappatoni's swansong. Oh and Robbie Keane's still playing international footy?!

Another great effort from ShiteSeats that

Absolutely. They're nothing but detriments to football. Milner had it right when he decided to get the PFA to represent him - quite a shame others didn't follow suit. Agents are absolute leeches.

:D Feels so good to see that back!

Floated set piece to Willo at the back stick... Has to work once The thought of it working on Sunday

Ahhh, looks like I missed the Zidane discussion. Ah well, c'est la vie. With regards to Roy Keane, he was the midfield enforcer on his day. Shame he was/is a cunt and thug - he disgraced himself one too many times.

Especially when we actually did do something like that last season. Pretty sure there were some games where Cisse moved to the left and Ba went central.

Allez Cote d'Ivoire!

Oh Shelvey played tonight? Never thought I'd see the day...

Ireland, ouch.

Sooo, looks like I missed nowt then

Echo the sentiments on the last page or so, absolutely gutted for the lad Still think he has a future here btw. Speedy recovery Haris.

Only just seen this envelope business. Fucking hell, what a tool Aye, Brendan, that will get your players motivated for the season ahead. Quite glad Rodgers is going to get shown up in this role, he really has no idea what he's doing.

I'd rather have nothing on the roof.

Ah the return of St James' Park to the mainstream (not that it ever left...) It's a good marketing and business move by Wonga - it does soften the blow about them becoming our new sponsor a bit tbh. I'm certainly feel less averse to them compared to before. It means we'll see less of that Sports Direct shite at St. James' (here's hoping anyway). However, it is still a horrible company and brand. Businesses like Wonga are detrimental to society, you could say we've signed a pact with the devil (a bit overdramatic I know).

No we haven't - Webb saw the Tiote incident so he can't be retrospectively punished. Ah, didn't realise this.

No charge for Van Persie, well quelle surprise. (Although think we've been let off with regards to Tiote).

That knacker Shelvey's been called up?! Oh wow...

He really is made of glass. Feel for him though

It was funny! (But it was also embarrassing at the same time...).