Sifu

Oh, that's going to be great addition. Really liked City's Tunnel Cam last season.

This looks like something Dino should be able to answer. (Vookich tbh). But it's got that little wossname on the first "c" that my keyboard won't support. I thought that meant "ch" but I know the grand total of f*** all tbh. Mind, I'm older than you lot so you can queue up to kiss my ass. dinotheprehistoricgeordie will have the answer .

Looks like those loan spells have done his confidence a lot of good. Thought he looked very shaky last pre-season but the plaudits he's getting now just shows how far he's come. A bright future awaits.

Ah boo-urns.

This looks like something Dino should be able to answer. (Vookich tbh).

Well in Davidde

Canny.

How has the game gone? Went for dinner there. Also, have the ESPN commentators spouted any more s****?

The ESPN commentators know nothing.

It would be absolutely epic if the Scousers fucked up. Howay Gomel!

Hope they lose.

Nar, looks like Tav. Will be interesting to see how he does at CB. Dare I say that if we don't sign a new CB, Tavernier could be a contingency option to go along with Colo, Saylor and Williamson?

Well, this transfer window has certainly been boring (think I'm going a bit crazy from the lack of activity!). Ah well, at least I've got work to keep me occupied...

Ba is rather effective in the hole imo - that is, playing from deep. The Cissé-Ba partnership hasn't really clicked as such but it will happen for them imho. Their games may be similar but Ba is different in that he can play in a somewhat non-advanced forward role. Cissé and Ba just have to learn about each other's game and interchange roles when need be. I reckon a formation along the lines of a 4-4-1-1 could work (with Ben Arfa having a free role from the left/right wing). But, in any case, the formation Pardew lines up with will be very dependent on the opposition. If it's a lower mid-table team, then I think we might see the return of the 4-3-3.

Another good stop from Butland.

Good save.

Sinclair Should add some life in midfield/down the wings.

Hang on, did I read the last few pages right? £15 million for Joe Allen? As ever with Liverpool, it's going to end in tears.

Who gave Garth Crooks pills? He's very shouty atm.

Thought Sturridge looked alright. There's nowt coming from midfield mind.

Oh and Team GB's defending has been quite shit.

Neymar is such a prick His attitude could hold him back from fulfilling his true potential...

Definitely going to his testimonial like