Sifu

I've never had a name on the back of any of my strips. Think I'm going to keep it that way.

Fuck that.

Were you high when you decided to go with that?

Coeurtisse Bon. Good, bon, gut, 好, bueno, buono. Seriously though, must be one for the future if our scouts/management deem him good enough to come here. Promising I say.

Three football matches in three days (yes, I'm counting the Olympics)

Craic-erific. Sorry, I'll leave

Six pages. No new updates. Oh well, at least this thread's reached a century.

My Scouse workmate sent some Cabaye hate in my direction today. Was not impressed.

I'm inclined to think the opposite. The players they've been linked with are hardly "star" quality. James Collins ffs

Guess this is what happens when we have so much inactivity with regards to transfers.

Nah.

Oh and his website is now live: http://www.joeybarton.com/

You forgot one key fact, Perchinho's in that team

Can we please sign someone? Pretty please? Any sort of activity will be fine like...

3 pages and the thread is done, ah well. It was a nice thought for a couple of days.

Three Legends Axed? Well it's about time tbh.

One competitive goal - that elusive one goal is all he needs to get himself up and running again. He'll be fine.

It's always good to have options and if Tavernier at CB is one of them then so be it. Mentioned this in the Fenerbahce match thread...is it conceivable to think that Tavernier is the contingency plan at CB if we fail to sign one this summer?

Definitely not writing him off. He may have had a few dodgy moments here and there but it's still too early to judge. FWIW, I would still have Harper as the number 2 keeper...

Ambition.

Everyone loves Cabaye like. Nee need to worry on that front

Oh and definitely Remy over Carroll like.

Am I correct to think that 15 million euros is around £12 million? Would be a decent enough price.