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Ah right, there were just a couple of comments that made me think it might have been a fake. It may still be fake, Jonas doesn't come across as the brightest Aye, Jonas follows a fake Tiote account too!

Kevin Davies tbh.

Still can't believe he got a PL winner's medal for basically doing f*** all. I reckon he might go north of the border and join Celtic - he was linked with them ages ago iirc (whether or not Celtic would actually take him is another matter...).

Alex McLeish to mackemville. Now that would be an appointment of epic proportions, haha.

Thought the article said Ian Dowie there But aye, what a plank

Bought it at the Nike store in Manchester when i was over to watch our away game against Wigan. £70. Ben Arfa 10 When payday comes, think that's going to be one of my first purchases (though I may get Cabaye on the back tbh).

If this happens...

Not a fan of the grey badge. f*** is that made from? Looks like cloth. Has a distinct rugby look to it...

From my Facebook homepage: Hmmm, right.....

Forgot that Wickham existed

Doesn't take much of a brain to see that Dalglish is nothing but a 70's style uberturboshit disco ball. The fact that John Henry gave him the job full time would indicate to me that he doesn't have much of a brain tbh. Henry realised too little, too late that Dalglish was a shite appointment. If he had sacked Kenny halfway through the season, there would have been a fair few riots from the Scousers. But by getting rid of him now, there's more than enough time to find a replacement and for the fans to get their "anger" out of their system.

Just seen the squad. Why the fuck is John Terry, Stewart Downing and Andy Carroll in there? (Plus why the fuck is Jordan Henderson on standby?!). Yep, England are screwed this summer.

Just seen the news. It's an absolute shame that Dalglish has gone. Like most people, I would have preferred him to stay on and destroy Liverpool a bit more but alas wasn't to be (it looks as if John Henry actually has a brain and did the "right" thing for Liverpool...).

well, well... Feel sorry for the Gupter tbh

What an absolute shame. I remember the 2008/09 season well when they kept comparing Gourcuff to Zidane. There was so much hype surrounding him yet it looks as if he hasn't handled it well at all.

I wish I had. Could you write a brief summary, please?

Looks like I missed out on 20 pages of goodness, oh well.

Pretty much only Streete. Pardew rates him highly (and I hear Tavernier can play CB too...). Got Alex Kitchen who is only 16 and highly rated. I know Carver likes him. You can see he has the frame for a CB despite only being 16 like. Sounds like one to watch.

Don't think he was in contention in the first place (for me anyway).

He's back.

I said a month ago that I can't see Ba going anywhere this summer. My view hasn't changed.

What is this madness?

Pretty much only Streete. Pardew rates him highly (and I hear Tavernier can play CB too...).

So is Roy announcing the squad tomorrow?

A loan move might do Mehdi some good tbh. Needs some first team experience (though he might very well get that next season with us...).