Sifu

Massive squad overhaul beckons this summer I reckon.

I blame you. Man U are going to hang on arent they I forgive you, I think.

More to life than football like!

He doesn't even play for Fulham any more Huh? Then who is #4 then? Heitinga. It is, too. Where has Senderos gone then? Valencia.

I blame you.

Chain broken.

Did they ever stop? Good point but a title win would make the arrogance meter go into overload. Society would be doomed.

De Jong will score.

All credit to the Scousers for yesterday's exploits. Pretty much a sign that they're not out of the title race just yet (hope to fuck they falter away mind, the last thing we need are their fans becoming big headed again...).

Yesterday's game went exactly as I thought it would go. Sammy was pretty much our best player, our better players (the likes of Ben Arfa, Sissoko etc.) didn't particularly step up. Chelsea didn't really hit top gear either so it was a standard "better team beating smaller team rather comfortably" game. Ah well, at least I had some good company before and after the game (had too much to drink I think, the train journey back was rather unpleasant haha).

Arsene cracking under the pressure once again in February I see.

Wouldn't put it past Moyes like.

Losing their best CB will obviously be a massive blow but you'd think that they have some sort of replacement scouted... What are the chances of Moyes going in for Jagielka?

This is about the only feasible (and sensible) option to go with (that is, having Marveaux further forward in the number 10 role and have Anita and Sissoko playing deep) but of course Pardew won't go with it.

Might go on a Bovril binge to get me through this.

Much deserved that.

Why indeed... I'm watching it with a Sheffield United fan so there's my reason.

Fulham are so shit that it's hilarious.

Aye, definitely him.

BRING HIM IN.

I think I'm in the same pub as a very sad looking Ray Stubbs (or someone who looks very much like him).

Thank f***, looks like there is someone up there in the sky.

10 seconds for Demba.

Should be scoring there.

How far off is Gouffran from playing? We really need him back like.