Sifu

Which I acknowledged (I'll go sit in my corner now).

Other fans criticising your views on your own club without knowing the full story of what's going on behind the scenes. I recently spoke to my Man U supporting mate about how I can't see any sort of progression from us and his response was that if we were 15th/16th, we would be crying out for our current position (which is true tbf) and that we shouldn't be complaining as such. Excuse me for questioning our ambition/future plans...

And on and on it goes. Summer time it is then.

Now that you've put it like that it actually makes sense. Aye. Damn your logic Kaizero! (Made me look a tad foolish).

True.

Pardew and Taylor ruined that.

I can already tell it's going to be very bad

I say it's a stupid idea. Why must they insist on making things more complicated than they should be?

Sent my mackem mate a congratulatory message on Facebook yesterday and he replied it in good grace (that is, no FTM rubbish and no "haha we made a final and you didn't) - basically said that they finally have something to cheer about. Need more level-headed mackems like that.

My Man U supporting mate has just said that they "may win" the Champions League

I have no confidence in City beating them. Sunderland are their bogey team.

They've gained the confidence at the wrong time.

Utter shite.

Whey!

More of a sigh of relief but it's not over yet...

My memory fails me.

Aye, inexplicable how he hardly features anymore. Mourinho's thinking here is pretty much idiotic. Doesn't defend first, attack second and isn't big, strong or fast enough to play on the counter. Pretty much how Mourinho rolls. No surprise, the only anomoly being his thing at Madrid in that he kept picking Ozil (even if he never finished a game). I swear Mourinho never used to be as defensive minded as he has been the last few years or so. Guess the players he had at his disposal at his previous clubs disguised his true colours. What? His Chelsea team looked canny enough in his first season as manager. His defensive tactics have become more prominent recently though.

Aye, exactly what Man U need.

If he can regain his Bordeaux form then he'll be a more than adequate replacement for Cabaye (if he leaves that is). Gourcuff is more of a number 10 than Cabaye mind so it won't exactly be like for like but Gourcuff is creative...

Aye, inexplicable how he hardly features anymore. Mourinho's thinking here is pretty much idiotic. Doesn't defend first, attack second and isn't big, strong or fast enough to play on the counter. Pretty much how Mourinho rolls. No surprise, the only anomoly being his thing at Madrid in that he kept picking Ozil (even if he never finished a game). I swear Mourinho never used to be as defensive minded as he has been the last few years or so. Guess the players he had at his disposal at his previous clubs disguised his true colours.

Aye, inexplicable how he hardly features anymore. Mourinho's thinking here is pretty much idiotic.

Burn. But in all seriousness, hope the first tweet turns out to be true. Would be a massive plus to see him stay...

Can't take anything L'Equipe says seriously anymore. What an absolute shame, used to read it daily.

The countdown begins.