Sifu

Heart in mouth.

Graham Carr? He's 68. Yes, I was alluding to the possibility that Graham Carr, our chief scout with encyclopedic knowledge of french football, might have recommended Rene Girard. Ah

The team selection is fine, the approach we take today however could deem it moot though.

Graham Carr? He's 68.

Please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win, please win. Needless to say but getting win is so fucking important but our f***ing away record man.

Urgh, football in 2 hours 14 minutes.

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As expected, my week has been rather tough (Villa's result kicked things off really...). Sincerely hope my 3 day weekend isn't ruined by this game.

Please stop releasing these statements...

Looking like it Would have much preferred if they said f*** all tbh.

Actually don't think the home strip is that bad...

Got a headache developing. Rage is certainly building.

He's already ruined my week and it's only fucking Monday.

RIP Amir_9.

A bit like the amount of time he gets to work on it. He doesn't have much time to work on it, granted. But the whole managerial setup is Pardew plus his assistants. The assistants are there to advise the manager on aspects of the game in which he is not particularly proficient in - as Carver is there to "advise" Pardew on attacking but as we've looked toothless in attack, a portion (however small) has to be attributed to Carver, as harsh as it sounds.

A gutless, embarrassing display from start to finish. You just knew as soon as Liverpool got the second goal on the 17th minute it was all over - this is something no-one should ever think this during a football game (and certainly not at home) but this season and the manager's tactics has instilled us with that mentality. A sad state of affairs.

Bollocks is Carver as much to blame. Carver does "oversee" our attacking play and it's virtually non-existent.

It is really silly but guess that's what a day like yesterday does to people.

He's a scout, not a coach. His management career was pretty gash. Saying that, at least he knows the players. He could pick the team, get Carver to rile them up a bit, I'd be happy with that. Just assessing any sort of potential options we could look to. As it stands (imo) it'll be one of: a Carver/Stone partnership or Beardsley/Donachie as caretaker. I shudder.

If we get rid now, we should have Graham Carr as caretaker or is that too wishy washy/stupid?

Can't we just end the season now? Can't be fecked with this

Pardew has single-handedly ruined football for everyone connected with Newcastle United. That takes some doing like. The man can fuck off as far as I'm concerned. Realistically speaking though, don't think they would get rid now but he has to go in the summer. We are in desperate need of a fresh start, Pardew's really defunct of any clever ideas and simply does not learn from his mistakes and simply will not take any responsibility. The man has no balls.

Containment

He has dug himself such a large hole that I really can't see him getting out of it and he only has himself to blame - unfortunately his ego's too big for him to realise it.