Sifu

If we get rid now, we should have Graham Carr as caretaker or is that too wishy washy/stupid?

Can't we just end the season now? Can't be fecked with this

Pardew has single-handedly ruined football for everyone connected with Newcastle United. That takes some doing like. The man can fuck off as far as I'm concerned. Realistically speaking though, don't think they would get rid now but he has to go in the summer. We are in desperate need of a fresh start, Pardew's really defunct of any clever ideas and simply does not learn from his mistakes and simply will not take any responsibility. The man has no balls.

Containment

He has dug himself such a large hole that I really can't see him getting out of it and he only has himself to blame - unfortunately his ego's too big for him to realise it.

Oh fuck right off. Words fail me.

Alan Parody.

Playing the victim card again are we Liverpool? Just fuck off, you can disappear from the face of the Earth as far as I'm concerned.

Fuck Liverpool tbh.

FIX!

Beckham's excursion there was basically pointless (although having just typed that, I realise Beckham was never going to teach them anything really).

Well done to the FA (never thought I'd say that). Liverpool can fuck right off if they appeal this.

But where am I going to get my presumptuous shrimp eggrolls, Sifu? I'll send you some myself. Sealed and approved. I feel like it's slightly OTT that you want me to die because of this thread. I would miss you tbf

That looks so fucking plain. Yet more money-saving tactics (and was it really necessary?). Mind you it looks so much better than the SD shite.

But where am I going to get my presumptuous shrimp eggrolls, Sifu? I'll send you some myself. Sealed and approved.

15/16 pages...damn it Mike. I hereby ban you from all Chinese takeaways here.

I do know Mike's weaknesses...

The St James' Park sign was put back up many months ago. Anglo-American relations have hit an all time low.

Didn't think you would sink to those lows Mike. You're dead to me now.

One serious question I'd like to ask is: "Did change the system at the start of the season to acommodate Ba just so he wouldn't throw a hissy fit?"

I think drastic action would have been taken (that is, Pardew being removed) if it ever escalated to such a low level, ie. being in the relegation zone for more than a couple of weeks in say, February/March.

Robben's reaction to that man.

Annihilated.

Never say never with Barcelona like...not with the second leg at the Nou Camp.

Now, that was naughty from Muller.