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Never thought I’d have to hear that word again after I left Cumbria. God's country! If god existed... and was a fat cunt racist farmer.

To 'nut' is to ejaculate.

It means headbutt, ya larl perv.

No way, I need this to drag on for far longer than it has! It can't end after so few games.

It's clearly operated by Amanda Staveley like, her name is on every page of the Companies House PDF Issue is that there's no evidence it's got owt to do with NUFC. Best indication I'd say is the fact she doesn't seem to set up these things willy nilly, which would suggest that it's for an imminent project. Just have to hope that it's us. FWIW I reckon this is it; fingers crossed.

Swapped Firminho out for Mahrez and Okazaki

mad.

HBA > NUFC

I know it sounds bad but hopefully it's in our favour. Our poor form means that Ashley will be losing money by the day, he can either decide to cut his losses ASAP and recoup as much money as possible, or he can accept his fate and own us as a championship club for at least a few more years...

Some good words, I like this kid. Seems to be less forced than it was initially, I reckon he's slowly becoming a proper captain like.

You have to think that Rafa is looking at who we're playing and trying to intelligently make the team up as some kind of matchup, whilst also rotating the players. I'm not saying it's right, but really, the one thing we know Rafa isn't is scattergun. I think it's to the detriment of the team though, someone needs to play themselves into some form. Some partnerships need to be ground out.

Thought he made our defence look a lot more steady, instantly. I know Everton are shite but still, we've been making shite teams look like Barcelona for weeks.

Was that a yellow? Seemed fucking harsh. Hard to care though.

Where is the team of the first half? Confidence in absolute tatters, don’t know how to apply pressure, despite having done it for the entire first half. Maddening.

Get in

if a star arrived in the city wed all be burnt to a crisp

Do actually feel a bit better after reading that. Crucial that we get something tonight though. Aye, Thanks Ed.

Pretty much how I see it.

Not playing against Huddersfield. What's going on here? Rested? FFS

Corbyn's in for us!

There's been two or three weak attempts at puns and they haven't taken off so far. God willing it stays that way. Needless pun jab. That's choice.

He's mates with both of them Fucking hell. Does no one read?

Despite the ridicuous nature of the article, it sounds fucking great. A pissed up Desmond punching the air as they left has me tentatively excited. Could be back on like...Ashley loves a deal over food or drink.

"This is a list of mains the pair would have chosen from" :lol: