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So it's purely a ratio of passes made? Interesting. The relative time spent on the ball doesn't come into it then. I don't know how I imagined it was worked out, tbf, and that seems like the easiest way. Does someone actually count the number of passes in a game or do they have a computer doing that these days?

He’s making millions of pounds to play football, his partner doesn’t have to work ever, he can even hire a whole army of nannys and servants to look after the whole family. Or else just use a f***ing condom the babies can likely come in his mid-30s once he’s set for life. It’s a poor excuse. It doesn’t matter how much money a person is making, if they’re a good father he’ll want to be close to the kid. This includes waking up numerous times during the night.. Newcastle is just a job to these players. Work will always come off second best to a newborn. But we mere mortals do think about our career when planning a family. My work comes second to my kid but I made damn sure that I had progressed up the career ladder in my 20s to the point where I now in my 30s I had all the necessary promotions so that I could work my job doing flexible hours etc so that my work life balance was not adversely affected. Kenedy is still very young. This year is his big chance to cement his position as a credible Premier League player and create opportunities to either get a new Chelsea contract or go elsewhere either way doubling his salary and creating better opportunities to be successful. At this moment (well 40 weeks before) he decides to have a baby. It’s pure stupidity. You are pure stupidity.

:lol: That's class.

I've searched loads of terms and can't get any ads, weird. Maybe they're run out of money.

Not sure how he's going to fit in, with Kenedy and Rondon probably being 2 of our best players, I suspect we might see him rotated with Perez? Love the fact we have a Japanese player, especially one called Yoshi.

FUCKING RIGHTS! Amazing work. That's better than I could imagine! Let's keep it rolling!

Thanks for the memories!

It's clearly not It is, like. You couldn't have the post and keeper in focus, but the ball out of focus, if the ball was between the two. The ball has to be closer to the camera to be out of focus.

Absolute larl shite.

Oh right, I had missed the context of that post tbh. Yeah of course he's not Ronaldo, but he's definitely a worthwhile buy. Mbabberz is probably the lad to fill those boots I'd say, with his physicality and directness, he's fit right in to Ron's place.

Hazard is quite a bit better than he has been for Chelsea recently, IMO. Think he could step up past at least Coutinho in the Barca-Real axis of top players.

What the fuck though

unsettling stuff. From people close to his agent Fucking hell Ryder is an idiot.

Dodgy shit going on if that happens. Why?

Fair enough Paul. I suppose maybe he's comparing homosexuality to mental illness but I think the sentiment is nice enough.

Gutted for Senegal if it stays like this, think they're a good team.

Wey I think it's a bit creepy personally, it's not fair to have your picture all over the internet to be objectified because you're attractive. It's not like they get a say in whether they're included in the list, do they?

Bloody hell, watched the second half at work, what a great way to spend the afternoon! Such entertainment.

Worst game I've seen this tournament.

Neesy calm it sonna. Shitey Neyms gets his lickle goal

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That pen overturn has given everyone carte blanche to be a total fanny apparently So typical.

GET IN! That's what I want VAR for, fantastic decision.

Not sure how that conclusion works. By not stopping play for smaller fouls? Encouraging a small amount more physicality?