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What is this NUFC philosophy then? To allow the opposition to boss us after the first 45 mins? Why would we make that a philosophy? It must clearly be an every fucking other team thing then because if we're a 45 minute team then all the teams we play against must also be a 45 minute team. Touché

Just gonna leave that autocorrect

I just a have De Britney and Sterling for that reason everyone else is fair game for Pep.

Ben Arfa is clearly one of those players who's talented enough to suggest maybe playing him despite his training performances

Think he was talking about whoever plays at RB for us.

...but they're all proven to be shite.

Particularly when none of them stand out in terms of ability and we're basically relying on hard work and buy in from the whole squad this season. Got to draw the line somewhere.

Well at least we can put that one to bed. I quite like Mitrovic but if he's not putting in the effort what can you do?

Just fucked him out of my Fantasy Team.

Aye, I think so too. He won't take the massive loss on it he'll get if we go down. He'd rather risk his hand bringing us back up on a shoestring.

What's he doing to win these free kicks, other than diving?

I think Rafa is easing him in, but yeah, that period has ended. He's clearly ready now, get him on from the start.

What’s going on here like? We...we’re playing football!

What the fuck is that lineup like? Perhaps Saivet on the wing? He used to be forward, right?

Aye, Ashley's a weird cunt but that just makes no sense.

Yes!

Lerl!

Ooooft. What the fuck.

You think if this is true, Ashley is banking on keeping us up to sell at the end of the season? I can't see why he would sanction transfers now, if he couldn't have just got Staveley to pay for them and sell to her now...

Bet you're glad you played your wildcard! What is your squad now?

For a man that seems incredibly 'on it' in most aspects of his life, Fantasy League seems oddly beyond you.

Gray put in one of the worst performances I've seen from someone who played in a team who dominated us at SJP. He was absolutely awful. Seems to be consistently missing 1 on 1's on MOTD too.

Never thought I’d have to hear that word again after I left Cumbria. God's country! If god existed... and was a fat cunt racist farmer.