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I think he looks almost there, tbh. We conceded 1 goal against the league leaders, hardly some abominable display. I'd have him at CB over everyone except Mbemba currently, think he's got potential.

Would work better as "We brought De Jong in, we thought he'd be class..." etc

Forgotten 3 weeks in a row. So many fixtures

Aye, I quite liked him and we weren't that bad defensively yesterday!

Ha ha mbemba is black

Did Deuce just do a Chuckle Brothers reference? That's hilarious.

Very true.

Aye, he was crap.

Was thoroughly unimpressed, to be honest. Won't hold judgement until he's played a few games as I feel he's clearly lacking confidence. He'll get loads of it here.

Nah it's not like. He gets yellows within the first half all the time and then has to stop tackling people for half the game. It's daft.

Berahino?

Makes me sad to see players like him talk about us having fervent support and a great atmosphere. Imagine if you hadn't caught us at our lowest ebb, Mitro...It's rarely been worse.

It will surely be some kind of loan with an obligation to buy or something daft.

Brought Payet in... Why didn't Kolarov play? He's in my back line but I might sub him for Nyom if he's out of favour.

Aye, uninspired by this signing, but if we're dropping thauvin I think he'll alleviate the pressure on our right hand side for creativity. Should stretch teams and allow space for our genuinely talented players to work in.

I really like having English players in the squad, local lads even more, but in the end being entertained is what matters to me, and people like Jack Colback and Paul Dummet do not entertain me in the slightest. In fact they anger me.

Honestly, who gives a fuck? We're talking about football grudges, and wishing relegation on other football teams. Part of football is avoiding relegation. It's hardly real life, hold a fucking grudge, that's what supporting a team is all about. It's just a bit of fun.

Exactly. We need more of this, not less.

I would be looking to buy direct competition for Mahrez (but possibly the other flank) and a Vardy-esque Ulloa competition, both players who could slot in to their system quickly/seamlessly. They said they aren't looking to spend in Jan, but fuck it, why not? As a player in that team, I would be looking for ambition from my club, belief we could genuinely make an upset. Try and get Champs league, at least. I'm sure it's where Ranieri sees himself.

Been following this on here and BBC sport whilst on a train. Chuffed, I fucking love the elation I feel when I see the keyboard mash posts AYOZHJSBBAJAHAJSJJSHDBDNDND!!!!1111

I've got Coutinho and Benteke already, Benteke seems to get a weird amount of playing time, and Coutinho is injured...so I'm not altogether convinced I'm gonna get value from that. Firminho is an expensive and unproven alternative.

The fact he isn't at a top 4 club means he couldn't play for one?

Good news!