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Poor again in his cameo today. Pass accuracy was disgusting.

Think he's still unsure to use tricks and to beat a man, but he cuts in really well and plays very efficient passes.

Like?

Give us the tickboxes: what do you want from the name?

I'm sure Giggs wasn't because someone's stream was behind? I thought it was because Giggs actually did score in super duper 'Fergie Time' about the 96th minute or something ridiculous?

Good quotes. Seems like theres a pretty good chance this will be our captains last season. I'd read it as saying he'll almost certainly be leaving in the summer, tbh.

I haven't really thought about the ins and outs of the Colo-Ba thing, maybe because there's nothing that can be done about it anyway. The main question for me is always 'have we been lucky there?' and the answer is no. We were the better team for the most part and were definitely deserving of the win. If any Chelsea fans want to over-analyse anything, maybe they should analyse their spending, and ask how they didn't blow us out the water. I reckon it could easily have been a foul, but never a red, fwiw.

The guy can't pass a ball more than 5 yards and seems to think the only way of dealing with being put under pressure is poorly performed Cruyff turns. IF he can get back to his strong tackling, high pressure game, then he'll be perfect. If he plays how he has for the last 6 months then I'd far prefer Anita/Perch.

Loved his celebration, brought back all my Guti love. Really seems a top bloke.

The lad just wants to live back in the North East, who can blame him? Swansea's a shit tip.

Fucking...is Guti playing well? I swear he's doing okay

They don't just put our signings on Paris-Newcastle fights man random people are on there as well Mole vs Stifler in a battle of the wits.

Shit just got real.

Gouffran

Cheers.

I still reckon he could still choose us. Depends whether a big fat paycheck and a relegation clause will tempt him. If QPR get relegated there's always the chance he could go somewhere bigger than NUFC for free.

Also, tbf whatever you say about 'Arry, he has an eye for a good player and clearly thought he was good enough for Spurs last season. Together with Carr thinking he's worth buying, I reckon he's probably just a quality out of form player. Certainly has a nice highlights reel

Why pink? The sky turns pink semi-frequently.

YOU SMOKE WEED IN BONGS! Puns, ey?

I reckon Cisse's a good lad, like. Still, he's from the back of beyond in Senegal, he'd obviously love to take 80000 a week off one of the top four too. Like anybody would.

Are they paying?

Epic dive from Remy Terrible bastard.

That was a little bit more like what I've seen on the highlights reels. Still clearly not confident/match fit from watching that half. Good pace, shot was hopeful more than anything.

That Barton kid looks alright.

Spectacular.