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If you are trying to work out whether theres any truth in all this, have a look in the mirror and you will see a gullible twat. It hasnt happened and it wont.

If he had buried that chance or been onside for either goal, I'd have said it was an excellent performance He held the ball up well and often pushed us further up the field. However, he didnt score and strikers have to score. Even if it's just 10 a season, they must get double figures and Joelinton just cant. Even our defenders can get them going in off their arse.

I'm not a fan of Steve Bruce but just a reminder for those who compare him to Pardew... I'm glad we dont have this cunt to listen to every week. Throwing his youngsters under the bus.

He looks thick as mince, with the distant gaze of a moron. Mind you, he has to be a bit micey to sign for us.

Depends which newcastle you watch. When we are backs against the wall, we defend incredibly and I have the utmost confidence that we wont concede but sometimes, like the Everton game we leave gaps. I think the Longstaff brothers are a big reason for this. They aren't disciplined enough and often try to play their way out of trouble.

Ole had no credentials for that job whatsoever. Man United were a giant club when I was young, had massive ambition, which even Newcastle tried to match. Not now though. They are suffering from the same dampening of expectations as we are, albeit at a different level. Let Ole see out the season, sack him and get a top manager. Give Potch the full backing, sell of all the shite and you will be back in the top four this time next year. If Ole starts next season, he wont see Christmas.

Be crazy to play ASM IMO. Stick him on the bench perhaps. We should be able to beat Oxford without him.

Thought he was going to be class. Was even made vice captain IIRC. Shame he was made of glass.

I was 6 years old, ON, so I really cant recall.

I remember when I was little going to my first match. Won 5-1 against Villa in 1994. Fans were singing "Are you watching big fat Ron!" Ron Atkinson was their manager. That was when we had proper fans and a good manager. When you are that age, it's a real experience. Once you have been a few times the novelty wears off somewhat. Anyway, hopefully Bentaleb will get a game and we play some football.

I've always had Flo down as our best centre half. Schar close second.

Forgive me for I have sinned.... Taking the bairn to this one. Hes 6 and footy mad, it's not his fault Mike Ashley is a cunt. I dont want to ruin it for him. It was 17 quid in the fat man's pocket but it's a worthwhile sacrifice against my morals. First time I've been in 18 months.

Funny, I noticed it after 5 minutes too. Why is it that Shelvey and Hayden play in front of the back 3 yet the the Longstaffs are told to play 15 yards further up the pitch? Happens every time we do this.

FA cup.

Has to start against Oxford surely? Put him and Matty together and see if we can play some football.

Ive just read that they have offered Bowen a new contract and that Bowen has hired one of Bruce's mates as his advisor. Sounds a desperate situation from Hull's point of view.

We will probably get Bowen TBF. He was rumoured as wanting to come here months ago, which suggests there has been contact between us and the player. Hull will know this, and it leaves them in a vulnerable position. Did I read that he is out of contract in the summer? In which case, they will have to cash in. We were prepared to pay 12m for Murphy, so I can see them doing a deal somehow. Our main worry is fucking about while a more ambitious club takes him from under our noses.

Presumably we will wait until he is over his injury before deciding to sign him permanently. Obviously hes incapable of passing a medical for 6 months or whatever. Everything else should be in place. They would be mad not to sign him. They wont get better value for a left back.

Hopefully he was just Sounessed and unlucky to have a cunt of a manager.

Prolly Rafa.

Go and have a look around. Then pick Sunderland.

He has to face way more shots than the average PL keeper and is constantly under threat from corners or balls into the box because of our deep lying defence. The defenders trust him, he trusts them, hes saved us loads this season and doesn't seem to get injured. Hes a good keeper and one of our only positions we dont need to worry about. Let's see how Woodman develops, if hes better than Dubz I will be surprised

He had two chances. Did excellent from a difficult header and was unlucky not to score. Then did awful from 6 yards, a poacher puts them away. The bigger issue is that he only had two chances. Nothing is created for him.

He actually had a really quiet game. Great assist though.

Have a look at the second video down of the flag going like a javelin.