jackyboy

Does Bruce get paid in Greggs vouchers? That XXXXXXXXL jacket he wears is getting a bit tight

Worst 45 minutes I have ever watched

I'll watch this hoping that Bruce loses, Newcastle lose and the players win as it's not their fault

When you look at the other managers, the top ones being Rafa, Klopp and Guardiola they all just ooze class both when they speak and in their appearance. Bruce is totally devoid of class in all departments. I rate him alongside Carver as the worst and most embarrassing. This shines through in their football strategy, or lack of, and I find them nothing more than an embarrassment.

If Almiron and ASM are both out we won't have anyone to carry the ball over the half way line.

I know it means nothing considering how easy it would be him to buy elsewhere, but I do know he's just recently bought a house in the area. I believe Carroll recently bought a big house down south

Be selling him soon

People forget that in the first part of last season our star striker was Joselu. Rafa set the team up not to concede knowing that a good goal difference is worth a point. When Rondon and Almiron got fit we played some excellent football. Football under Bruce has been nothing but pure shite and I'm just waiting for Bruces luck to run out because we've been very lucky in picking up points we never deserved. His tongue will be flicking in and out even more than it does now the fat ugly useless tosser

Wish someone would do a clip of the snake Bruce with his tongue flicking in and out

Joelinton couldn't anticipate a bus coming let alone a pass

Those who wanted to see us really have a go at Southampton today have got their wish. 39% possession at home says it all. The only time we manage to hold onto the ball in anyway is in our own half. Once we cross the half way line the team just strings out. We don't move forward as a unit at all

0-0 today I fancy with 5% possession

I doubt if he'll drop Maxim because he's the get out of jail card. Without him the set up needs to change and Bruce is not capable

Won't be long before some of the better players are being sold by MA as has always happened in the past.

You don’t have to leave here just because you’ve given up on the current Zombie version of the club. You’re a good poster man and can still vent your rage here. Bit concerned people like you keep leaving and we’ll be left with similar to the Facebook groups out there with loads of ‘Rafa Who??’ posts. I've also given up after 65 years but I still like this forum and most of its content so won't give up on that. I did try to watch it last night for about 20 minutes but it's worse than bad. Everyone behind the ball and hope to get lucky but those Pulis/Hughes/Bruce systems are doomed to failure

Go for the throat??????? You are deluded.

I just hope that Carroll is fit because it gives Steve and the team such a boost plus the impact on the team when he has come on has been priceless

When Rafa defended against city last year the pundits slaughtered him for being so negative and how it was disgraceful that they didn't have a go. We do the same under Bruce and he's praised to the sky for this wonderful gritty display. Makes me sick

Van't help feeling that Gayle would be a far better option than Joelinton. Three forwards with pace and stop lumping it up to the big man

Every time I see him on the touch line his tongue comes out to lick his lips............bit like a snake, which he is

Dubs pulls off saves like that most games, it's what they are there for. How many points has deGea been worth over the previous seasons

This means that there will be lots of money invested in the stadium.............new Fraser signs everywhere

Ashley changing the name of Sports Direct to Frasers according to The Mail

Feel sorry for the lad and can't tell how good he is/or not. He battles away on his own and rarely do any of our players get within 20 yards of him. That time on the first half when he was trying to bustle his way through and eveyrone just stands and watches. Compare this to how close Rondon and Perez played and knitted together. Can't blame the manager though 'cause he's one of us

Hope they throw cabbages at him tonight........and I hope that the cabbages are still in the lorry