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shut the fuck up...have you never seen a long throw in your life you miserable twat? For once I agree with Adrian Durham on Talkshite. Long throws should be banned from football

So are we the first group of 11 men who chose to spend an extra 30 minutesin Coventry?

The guy's just sexual. Mark Henry style? Chocolate!

Disgusted if this is true! There is absolutely no reason for us not to be in for SWP, he's a world class winger with good prem experience and if he moves will have a major point to prove! Anybody who claims they dont rate mustn't have a very good memory, the lad was winning games on his own for city under KK! If SWP goes to everton for 9mil and we keep Milner after turning down a 7mil bid, I really will give up on football! No you won't. Besides, who's to say we're not in for him? Who's to say that he would prefer a move to the NE rather than Merseyside? Or that he is speaking to Everton and us and Everton was on his way up here? Aren't most of our deals done in London these days though? Hope I'm wrong, I'd like him here, he's a good player and could be very good, definitely not world class though Ok then, he was in Manchester visiting old friends and is on route to St James Towers (London Branch) via Liverpool

Disgusted if this is true! There is absolutely no reason for us not to be in for SWP, he's a world class winger with good prem experience and if he moves will have a major point to prove! Anybody who claims they dont rate mustn't have a very good memory, the lad was winning games on his own for city under KK! If SWP goes to everton for 9mil and we keep Milner after turning down a 7mil bid, I really will give up on football! No you won't. Besides, who's to say we're not in for him? Who's to say that he would prefer a move to the NE rather than Merseyside? Or that he is speaking to Everton and us and Everton was on his way up here?

If anyone can't get it on Sky and is not Newcastle based we are the Radio 5 commentary game tonight

Have Fifa/Uefa given the OK to this or is it a FA (and now SFA) thing? If it is the latter, what is to stop them extending it to say Jan 1st?

I think I may literally piss my pants if this makes the Ronnie. Though maybe Alan has a sense of humour and will make a comment with reports linking Berbatove to the Toon being 'Wide of the Mark', and leave it at that

I'd suspect it's just to send a tip to Alan Oliver/Lee Ryder with a fake name saying you're itk and that you know Berbatov might come to Newcastle instead of Manchester United, throw in the image of Berbatov with the Newcastle shirt as well and claim he's a die hard fan. Surely I'd have to quote that sources close to me have suggested....

I think the whole tone of the thread shows no-one is taking it seriously, least of all me who started the thread

You have forgot Carsley who was a first teamer. Not looking good for Everton, i see no way in which they could finish 5th again wih affectively a worse squad. Whilst remaining in the Premier League Everton are somewhat of a Yo-Yo club, flirting with top 4 one year and relegation the next (whilst never being in serious danger). They'll be fine this year, mid table

Is there any way we can get this onto NewsNow or similar? Would love to see if we could get this onto SSN or some gossip roundup

Not the type of player/character they need at the moment.

EU regulations in force!

And we already have and Should be easy for someone to stick cutains on instead of the 'fro

Has this turned into one of those Role-playing adventure novels? Ok *flicks to 142* "You are killed by a fire-breathing dragon." Arse. i reffered him to an earlier post, so i did not have to fill the screen with about 10 quotes, and counter quotes, the fact that such a simple reference upsets you, makes you a MASSIVE ARSE....(_o_) We so need macros on the forum

Not even a tenuous source here, but its a great rumour all the same. Was speaking to a couple of colleagues who have been in London last week (not my boss who tenuously knows Ashley) and they spent a night in the casinos. Anyway, they claim that there was a buzz around one of the tables that Ashley has offered to take Berbatov on loan to get him out of Spurs but away from ManU. Would be the sort of banter I could imagine between MA and PK and the best rumour I've heard all summer! (It(k) would never happpen and I doubt its more than drunken poker banter but thought I'd post it anyway)

Well that's fair enough. His resemblance to Geremi is resounding They all look the same don't they? Oh hang on a sec

:haha:

What we need is a fist clenching, sky punching Steven Taylor smiilie. Or maybe a Shy one which flys across the screen Shame I'm crap at these things

My idea though! Good job btw! :colo:

Jonas looks like he's skipping along in a gay way there

Squint and Smith looks like Oliver there

Savilo was talking to a Real Madrid website was he not? He's hardly going to come out and say he is desperate to leave in that media.

I see there Luque thread has a few replies on it