Ashley17

He's a massive cunt who gives out coward punches. Just from a Fantasy Football point of view. He's probably a cunt otherwise

Fucking love Ivanovic

Scheduled to be on on Radio Newcastle so I'd assume NUFC TV will have it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00xdt27

the maximum number of Temporary Transfers to any one Club registrable in the same Season shall be 4 and in no circumstances shall more than 1 be from the same Transferor Club save there shall be excluded from these numbers any Temporary Transfer of the kind described in V.7.6.1 or V.7.6.2 Read more in the worlds most boring document: http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/handbooks/premier-league-handbook-2012-2013.pdf (page 180) Luke Edwards: Bad at life.

Tagged myself earlier and the guy I was sat next to has since been on and tagged himself. Wonder if he posts on here, would be a bit of a coincidence SJH corner level 4 is the place to be if so

Love that someone has gone to the hassle of tagging Mick Lowes as "Fat Mick Lowes" and Chris Waddle as "mackem Waddle"

Is Ferguson injured or has everyone forgotten he exists?

Get in Snake Derick lad

Identical finish to Ivanovic's earlier really. Can't blame the keeper for getting beaten on his near post when it's a one on one

I was about to say how small Davis looked in the goal, but you could have had Verne Troyer in there and he would have saved that

Fuck sake What a shit pen

"With knees there's usually very little inbetween. It's either a month or 6-7 months." - Gary Neville. Well, that's quite a bit inbetween surely?

One Glife Let's get together and feel alright

Silly Fox not updating the names on their squad numbers

Why would we decide to do that just before KO? Well I didn't mean unprovoked If he felt his hamstring a little bit there's every chance Pardew's just said "no risks, save yourself for Thursday"

I wonder if he was withdrawn with Thursday in mind, knowing that if he is out injured one of Ba or Cisse would (probably) have to play less than 48 hours before Chelsea away

Will he be on that fancam thing now he sat in the stands for a bit?

Playing with a bar of soap at the Majdeski

I had Michu on the bench Dissapointing start to my title defence

When Motson says Vlaar it just sounds like he's trying to be a vampire

AVB looks like a man who's had a mid life crisis now, ditched the suit and wearing a tracksuit.

It's 6pm BST by the way, not GMT.

I've no idea of it's standard as a pub, just an amazing name

The Friendship Inn

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