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Kilbane dismissed

You fool read the title it's what I think not the club. So we can be as unrealistic as we like? That's one massive can of worms you've opened there..

Yeah we're going to sell Smith in January 5 months after buying him. The guy who owns the club has Smith on the back of his shirt for fuck sake, unless he fucks up big time he won't be going anywhere.

I'm not overly surprised - Harper plays today, Shay plays 2 internationals over the next 10 days and regains match sharpness, returns for our next league match (away to Derby on the 17th)

Smith played wide in midweek, so he'll probably do it again today

Harper, Taylor, Roz, Cacapa, Zog, Smith, Geremi, Butt, Milner, Owen, Viduka Confirmed, Radio Newcastle Kirkland, Melchiot, Granqvist, Bramble, Kilbane, Koumas, Scharner, Landzaat, Brown, Heskey, SIBI

Looks like he could do with a good wash

Clubs from same country can't be drawn together

http://www.skysports.com/football/draw/ucl_stream Anyone desperate to watch this can do so online - I'm pretty sure that link is allowed as it's Sky Sports...

It took me far too long to get that

You must introduce me... Some of them are even better than yours. The Keller one is daft, the only bit I remember is it ending with "Kelle..eller..eller ey ey ey" being repeated at the end, as you'd expect. He usually sings "Give me Diop" to the tune of "give me yop" from that milkshake advert, which is really annoying after a while.

Mate, the weakened team was in protest to the fact there were only Toulouse in the changing rooms. Wow, I herewith declare you to be a honorary German for outstanding services to awful humour... I'm afraid my humour Isegrim. That deserves a :lol When the chips are down, some would step away from the humour path. Not Nick. This man has heart and so he bounces back with another awful awful joke that gets the rewrd it deserves. Good show!

Halford sent off for mackems, shame.

Paul Furlong

Dyer's been down a while and everyone looks concerned, 10 minutes played.

The best thing about the article on skysports is that Wenger says he doesn't want another striker, so hopefully the "Martins to Arsenal" stories can be banished for a while http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_2691666,00.html Wenger - "We do not need him and it was an easy decision to make because we're not out there to sign another striker."

My mate who's a Fulham fan comes up with all kinds of stupid songs for their players. My favourite is: I could be brown, I could be blue I could be BRIAN MCBRIDE to the tune of that Mika song. He's got a whole verse about Kasey Keller set to Umbrella by Rhianna (sp) which I'll try and get off him later.

Not being allowed to play by your good selves With his future up in the air, I presume he won't want to be cup tied

They won their first game 4-1, can't remember what they did after that

Group wind-up?

SIBI!!!!!! You can't stop the Sib and Heskey groove train

Most of the points for my fantasy team have been collected by that bald avenger.

OOH YEAH