Ashley17

Means he'll play fucking Mikel, and worse, Mourinho can't bring him on at 2-0 to see it out, so they'll probably just continue to bludgeon us

He's going to end up up missing either Arsenal away, the cup QF, the mackems or Man utd away. He's too stupid to not get booked at some point over those 4 games.

33 from my 6 lads tonight, including 10 for captain Bony (who seems to have hit every part of the goal except the net).

Gone for Bony as captain. Will no doubt regret it

Mick Lowes not doing the commentary tonight. Disciplined for daring to question the king?

Both on BT. Same as this round last year

Probably the interview from Saturday, Pardew was very defensive when tactics/discipline/team selection was mentioned

Just think, Shola is a level below even that

Vuckic isn't though, so maybe he's travelled with the first team?

Remember when he somehow kept a clean sheet at Highbury?

He's just signed a 2 year contract with the Beeb so they're getting their money's worth

I'm going to sell Costa for one week and buy him back for our game. His price hasn't really taken off with his constant injuries so I'll only lose .1 or .2 at most. Embarassment of riches to choose from for a one off week - Bony, Rooney or Lukaku seem to be my main 3 choices to go with Aguero

Keepers get a lot of bonus points this season, presumably something to do with pass completion?

No bonus points for Aguero

Played there in the second half of the cup game at Palace. As he scored I assume dickhead thinks it's acceptable now

At least he's put the effort in. Jeans and a cardigan, scruffy fuck

Wonder if Bigirimana will be allowed to be in the first team squad for this given that we're down to two central midfielders, one of which might end up playing at full back

If we lose this we might well lose 8 in a row.

Haidara gets kicked to shit every match he plays for us. Going to be finishing with 9 here

As soon as we've gone behind here we've reverted to being thick as fuck

Tiote off, Cisse on. Gouffran off, Cabella on.

Cisse & Cabella on the way

They have been dross ever since Bale left, so I don't see why it would change. They beat us 4-0 last season, they have to be a special kind of dross for us to win Everyone was beating us 4-0 then tbf. Still, I think if anybody bothers to turn up against us they will beat us

They have been dross ever since Bale left, so I don't see why it would change. They beat us 4-0 last season, they have to be a special kind of dross for us to win

I hope they are this dross in the cup next month.