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But Havertz does actually jump forward to block the freekick.

Gabriel has stooped in and when touched has dropped to the ground. It's soft as shit from Gabriel and that isn't Joelinton's fault.

Not sure if you're aware, but just FYI, football isn't a non-contact sport.

It is only right now, at 40 years of age, I've learnt it's not 'just desserts'.

If we could have gotten deals worth that much without PIF connections we would. We're taken advantage of PIF as much as we can within the rules, but we're abusing it as much as we can.

I mean, we have suddenly got huge deals on our sleeve sponsor and shirt sponsor from PIF owned Saudi companies.

I bet it's the american Dennis the Menace he's thinking of.

We're going to beat Chelsea in the QF, beat Liverpool in the SF, and then lose to Port Vale in the final.

Literally not allowed to. Max we can do is fine him six weeks wages I think. He could agree to a pay cut of course.

Head to head goal difference? What happens if three teams all end up on the same points and each team has beaten another team twice? So Team 1 has beaten Team 2 twice, Team 2 has been Team 3 twice and Team 3 has beaten Team 1 twice?

Done on head to head, not goal difference. Dortmund beat us, so they're above us.

We only had an xg of about 3.5 in that match I think.

There are so many better French players that have played for us missing there.

Wilson is a goal every 61 minutes. They're the best per 90 goal scorers in the league, even compared to Haaland. On xg too.

Fourth behind Man City, Arsenal & Liverpool (behind Liverpool by 1 point). One point above Man Utd.

The Ewing theory in action.

Anderon by the looks. Must be bringing on Wilson at half time.

The commentator on the stream I'm watching seems utterly incapable of telling our players apart and it's driving me mad. It's not even similar looking players. He though Lascelles was Isak and I think he thought Almiron was Tonali.

Kuol just got an assist for Volendam. Looks like they might be on for their first win of the season.

6 of the 14 players that got on the pitch were at the club before the takeover. Incredible really.

I tell you what, I hope the Expendables 4 was fucking good.

Andy Griffin vibes.

It was almost like Haaland wasn't on the pitch.

According to Transfermarkt, they actually have had an incredibly similar recovery time. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/tino-livramento/verletzungen/spieler/503981 https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/emil-krafth/verletzungen/spieler/184528 Edit: although they appear to have Krafth as having recovered on August 1st.

Angry looks?