The Bonk

How is he so cheap? 40£million seems low for a player of his ability. Release clause?

The Craig Hope Special™️

I'm RAM Eskimo Bro's with Big Joe? HELL YA

Looks fly as fuck, it’s a go from me. 👍🏻

This is so nice I’d go full kit wanker and challenge anyone to have a go at me.

For anyone north of the 49th Parallel: https://www.adidas.ca/en/newcastle-united-fc-25-26-home-jersey $65 cheaper than ordering from the club.

Merino, Sels.

It’s the hope that kills you.

Please god/Eddie, he’s got himself twisted numerous times and looks so uncomfortable there.

Barnes should never be playing right wing. Put Gordon there, Eddie!

The Stripper Tripper is on the bench?

That’s true, see where you are coming from.

That’s the most Keith thing I’ve ever read.

Closer profile to a Burnley, no? You’re being generous there, mate.

Bendtner couldn't be a more fitting name for the guy.

Not THAT OLD FASHIONED! Also, that’s verging on headlock, less ‘clothesline’.

Indeed:

That’s pretty good when not watching us, agree with you there.

Can confirm as a paying customer. It's a terrible platform, but at least we can watch whatever we want. DAZN used to have everything, including Cup's and UEFA tournaments.

Has he got himself a 'turkish' or has his Barber done wonders with his naff hairline?

A lucky shite?

Eze is so good.

Lewis Cooked