The Bonk

Passing hasn’t been his best, but he rattled the woodwork with a brilliant strike. Some good crosses too.

Been on my tits too.

What a relief going into the half with a goal.

Mackem fewm must be at fever pitch over this match.

Pelanty

Murphy dive

Can’t buy a goal here.

FUCKKKK!!

Bruno been our best player.

Clarke HAULED OFF

Score now!

Greetings from the past, time traveller!

This is a frustrating watch.

Haha…true. I did enjoy Fellani’s Football Fro and Lukaku Everton was pretty good.

I thought they were decent back then. Definitely had more fluid attacking style back then.

Haven’t won at Stamford Bridge in 30 years. Scouse Mackem kryptonite.

Get into these mercenaries at home and we’ll be playing CL next year. For all that talent, there’s nothing special about Chelsea whatsoever.

McNeil the Everton forward who has any fret and Moysey keeps him on the bench.

Jackson reverting back to norm.

We’re trying to build depth, not deplete it. I don’t see Gordon or Barnes going anywhere.

I hope his performance today is as shit as the state of his Barnet.

I’m at the point where I want them to come up and get pummeled every week. Sitting 4th most of this season has given them too much confidence. The potential for playoff humiliation is there, Coventry knocking them out would be hilarious and soul crushing, so I will accept that as well.

‘Enshitification’ is the word you’re looking for.

It was over at half time. Once they stopped laughing and decided to let Isak get his goal, it probably felt like a formality.

Sickening, isn't it? Overall, they don't deserve any of it, but here we are.