The Bonk

then our 16 year old hooligans chase theirs off their own patch by chucking vape pens and coins.

This was immense reading from an "I can empathize" standpoint. They've looked at both feet and decided to shoot them. They appear tailor made for each other.

He's not even a Journo for them, writes for Arsenal women's team. They love having a go at their own almost as much as they hate us.

His link up play with Bendtner was peak Catts for me like: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2012/feb/09/niklas-bendtner-lee-cattermole-sunderland LEGEND

Strikes me as a Howe type player too. They have some decent players on their day, I quite like Livramento (who's injured), Salisu can be pretty good when he's up for it, Che Adams has a decent engine, recall him playing well against us last year. I believe Romeo Lavia is an upcoming talent too (got him from City). There's some quality there, but will probably flirt with relegation this year.

Poor guy was trying to write something decent about his club and got lit up in the replies. It's a ridiculous tweet, mind.

Thought this was hilarious from Ashley Young: "I'm not sure how you're supposed to defend anymore," said Young. "The referee said that's the rule but unless you're putting your arms by your side, it's not the right way to defend so you've got to defend in the way I did." No, mate, your defending was poor and reactive because you weren’t positioned properly between Miggy and the goal.

Dare I say that’s one of Douglas’s better written articles. Thanks for posting, @mikejaxer

Horrific beer that’s likely piss warm. How very MLF!

Does his murse have a murse? Mint.

Aye, was a big fan of his Bruce work, but most of it is OTT. Thought the first minute was good with Emery and Stevie Me. (I was hesitating posting it)

First minute is quite good.

He's needs to remove the person feeding him bad advice from his inner circle. I'm not going to dig in on the lad as he's still so young, but hopefully he can realize his potential away from PSG at some point.

Yeah? Seems too north for them, having to cross battle-lines, etc. My aunt recently moved to Seahouses, maybe she got fed up with the growing MLF invasion of Alnwick.

I'm all for data and insights, but during the game is complete shite and not necessary. They've already completely fucked up the flow and theatre of matches with their horrific implementation of VAR. You know what drives engagement and fan participation...... DRAMA! They're slowly eroding any sort of romanticism out of football.

I thought Stiffy initially did one of those copypasta fake stories until it dawned on me the Apple news app had opened.

Its sickening and has completely ruined the game due to its inconsistent decision making. I have a ton of empathy for Spurs fans going through what they did last night.

I have family in Alnwick, there’s no fucking Mackems there.

He's like the Mackem version of that horrific AFTV.

Think he fancies himself at Barca. How realistic that is remains the question. Damn good player, though.

so a few of their nonce brigade had their toucher tent blown away from the battlefront?

'meets all grooming requirements' well played, @loki679

So exciting being linked with players I have never heard of.