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I gave me mum the television remote about ten minutes ago. *%!£&*!

Presumably that's Testa 'Kayleigh' Mora?

Excellently taken.

READ THE f****** THREAD. If you could read i said i havent read it and could someone please update me. YOU READ THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!! Lazy bastard. He's basically signed now.

Very good signing.

Slightly, aye.

£8.5m for Parker, £7m for Reo-Coker. Shitting money.

So is his deal to go to Holland off now? Was only a rumour ithink. Don't think there was ever anything confirmed?

If Sam wanted to give Luque a fair chance, i wouldn't grumble. Likewise, if he booted him, i wouldn't grumble.

Oh aye him. Not writing it off, but how can any journalist possibly receive this sort of information?

Arsenal didant win da leeg?

Ahhh yes that's right. We beat em 4-2 IIRC.

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Aye go on, NSG.

What makes you say that? Would be safe to say that both of them could have moved on from their respective shit clubs a lot earlier than now.

At Hartlepool? When we played Hartlepool a few years back (beat em 6-0 or something) we had a fairly weak side out didn't we? Anyhow, so what are the confirmed friendlies we've got so far? Hartlepool (A) Bradford Park Avenue (A) ... presumably reserves Celtic (H) Juventus (H) Well the goals were scored by Shearer, Bellamy, Solano and Speed, and I can remember Jenas, Woodgate and Robert started too so if that's weak, then yes. Ah right, my mistake. Shearer got a hattrick didn't he? Think i might be getting mixed cos we went down to Hull or something and put out a weak side. Either way, i was wrong. BTW, patronising get.

Think it was a dig tbh.

He won't pick West Ham over Newcastle, even if he does go down there for a chat. It just won't happen. You can ban me otherwise.

At Hartlepool? When we played Hartlepool a few years back (beat em 6-0 or something) we had a fairly weak side out didn't we? Anyhow, so what are the confirmed friendlies we've got so far? Hartlepool (A) Bradford Park Avenue (A) ... presumably reserves Celtic (H) Juventus (H)

Didn't deserve a two-year contract, regardless of whatever wage it was. He wanted one and didn't get one - so i'm not surprised he's disappointed!

Can someone change the title?

I would.

Here's a question. What's further north, Boro or Hartlepool?

Nah What about pay on the gate?

Very convincing.