Parky

He wouldnt have made it past the half way line He's better in every department and earns 50k less.

He can't shoot.

He's fuking s***. Cameron Jerome looks twice as dangerous as Jonas. What a load of absolute bollocks He's faster and can cross and doesn't give the ball away enlessly after running nowhere with it.

He's fuking shit. Cameron Jerome looks twice as dangerous as Jonas.

How did Jonas the dopey cunt not find Carroll then??

All looking at the ball as if it were a bomb.

If Houghton tells them to push up we're gonna be fucked. What would you tell em? When they break show them the outside and get more compact in the middle. The main thing is not to get dragged about as that heightens the panic at this level.

If Houghton tells them to push up we're gonna be fucked.

Look scared when Brom break with four or five from deep. Thank god Smith is back for this. More goals in this for sure.

They are creating chances at will so second half will be interersting....Let's see if Hughton has some vague idea about football.

Jonas aside, our midfield doesn't have the legs to do both. Yup. With them breaking at pace probs better to sit.

Good game. LoveK should be dropping to pick up the ball more. Whrere the fuck is he??

I've heard Cantona is penning a rather scathing poem about these matters.

Apparently he's planning on selling himelf back to himself.

It's clear to me Stevie G has said it's him or Rafa.

NUST deny acquring space based weapons.

Spent all that money on strange players.

He picks the side.

Gerrard and Carrah probaly told Benny he was crap.

He's on 68k apparently. Yikes!!! Really can't believe that.

It's always everyones fault but theirs apparently. The world is against them etc....

They've been "Glazed".

Need to pop that in the Hughton thread.