ScottishMagpie

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The man is a grade A cunt of the highest order. How fucking stupid can you be?! The question that was posed to him is a complete no brainer....the interviewer was basically setting him up "finished top half last season, this season we're looking at breaking into to 8 at least" or something like that. The fanny cannae even get that bit right. Wank!

that club must be owned by someone who doesn't like their own fans either.

RIP to all aboard the flight. Thoughts and prayers with John and Liam's families.

Why is that daft german bint politician on the shaking hands bit? The argie PM aint there.

Poor messi. Shouldnt have been made do to that.

Well done. 100% deserved.

Be a load of final tickets going up on ebay now no?

"Im glad we've signed a striker this early....."

Luiz is still on the pitch?!! Should be banned from football stadiums for 4 months.

thats a pardew-esque quote no?

always got to make it about himself.............kunt!

Its just like watching us!

I'm positive it was Shola that Pards was spouting shite about when he was going on about putting in a supposed bid for a player that doesn't get a game for his 'current' club etc. Can just imagine alan giving mike a call and saying "mike, I want to buy that Shola fellow" and mike going "give us 14 million".

We'd buy him and pards would have him not scoring in no time. fucking cracking goal.

So thats what him scoring looks like. Wonder if pards is watching.

Chiles is a cock of the highest order.

Names have changed but this is just like reading a newcastle match thread

FFS!!

I've just had a burst of the giggles in the middle of the office. I feel your pain Bimpy, I really do but I'm poorless the now.

Just luv the bbc. Henry-world cup winner, clarence-world cup semi-finalist and robbie-18 caps for wales.

Can picture pards watching this shaking his head. Kunt!

Just thinking what it would be if it was pards giving the dutch half time talk instead of van gaal.

Im enjoying this world cup now.

Can not wait to hear the dutch commentary of that one.