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Taylor's in the Uefa-cup (can't remember who it was against, atm). It's so lovely to see him so happy.

Clarkie and Shay are the only ones I know of. Don't know why Iäm saying that though, as it's the most common knowledge ever

Hand-motion like "there you go".

Didn't really like that one, tbh. Probably cause I'm very anti-religous myself.

Loved Martins against Tottenham, when he ran up to Sibbers and thankedd him. Nowt speciall, but just a great moment, IMO

Wouldn't expect much mate. I'm from Sweden, and went to the Arsenal game a couple of weeks ago, and the atmosphere was generally poor. Though, if it's your first visit to SJP you'll still enjoy it, the Toon Ultras was doing a cracking a job trying to get some atmosphere, tbh. And as soon as there's something to clap for, even just a corner or something, you'll notice the noice. Have a great time, and welcome to the forum

Stats tell you very little, that you think they do means you should stick to golf. He's hopeless. He's on his arse half the game, he slows down our game like nobody I've ever seen because he has no reading of the game, anticipation or vision. He doesn't know what's around him until he's got the ball and takes a look, it's why he continually spins full circle. A quality player in his position often moves the ball straight on without controlling it, they act like a wall, the ball is moved on at speed with just one touch because they know what they're going to do before the ball even reaches them. You can disagree with me and I won't call you an ignorant fucker for doing so. That's your style. Cheers It is not Parkers fault that our team have a total lack of movement. Ever thought that Parker has to do his spins because NO ONE is moving? Also, I believe that you (maybe not literally you, but the Parker hating bandwaggon) have been saying all season that Butt's passing is superior to Parkers. You CANNOT argue with the stats that says Parker is the better passer.

If he was only 1.5m then, surely, he must've been one of the best buys in the history of NUFC

How many goals off is he?

Harper Solano Taylor Moore Baba Dyer Parker Emre N'Zogbia Carrol Martins

What a whinging cunt!

He would be a good addition to our squad, actually (Källström that is). I've watched him for a long time, he dominated the Swedish league when he played for Djurgården when he was young (my local rivals) and he's always looked good in the National Team. Don't watch a lot of French football

Swap Milner for Dyer and that's how I'd want us to play in most away games. For home games, also swap Parker for Emre.

Why no Luque??

Would be a good move, IMO. At 33 (?) Butt isn't getting any younger, and if we could sell him and get some money for him at the same time as we get Sidwell in for free, it would be very good business IMHO.

Might be a bit optimistic, but I think it's around £15m

We've got on paper terrific wingers, though not in reality. Blackburn for me, Gamst-Pedersen is one of the best wingers in the league, IMO

Is there any credability to this story??

waste of talent mate. If you say so.

Ronaldo for both. He's probably the worlds best player atm and have been most of this season. As soon as he gets the ball ManU looks like scoring.

I'd love it if we signed Tevez, but not as a striker. Convert him to a CM/AM and play him with Parker or even Emre against lower-standard teams and at most home-games.

In a lower-standard Championship club he could perhaps get some games. But since I've never seen Carrol play nor do I watch a lot of Championship football, I really haven't got a clue

We would not be able to replace him, so no

Carr, he's decent back-up aslong as we only have Nobby. If we'd get another RB I'd get rid of Carr as well, and keep Nobby as back-up. Babayaro I'd be alright with as second choice, but he hasn't barely been fit all season and I'm getting sick of him. Luque hasn't got a future hear, best for him to get out ASAP. Bramble I've had enough off

Did history start in 2005? Marcelino and Fumaca to name just two... Niether cost anywhere the amount of Luque, thus making Luque the biggest flop. Marcelino 5m Boumsong 8 million. Luque 9.5. Huge difference......not. When you consider inflation of transfer fees. I'd still say that Luque is the bigger flop. It's between Luque and Marcelino for me anyway