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Not a lot this season, probably about 5 times. He struggled with injuries quite a bit, and never really got going. He will be the first to tell you that he is disappointed with his season, his attitude is great. The season before last, he beat Zlatans record for La Liga goals scored by a Swede, and did it playing for Real Sociedad at 21 years old without being on penalties. Shouldn't really just be looking at his goals stats with him, as he is a very technical player that can both drop deep and make runs behind the defence. I've no doubt that Howe would get the best out of him, they seem like a great match.

Aye, it's me. Isak is literally from the same street where my grandparents lived when I was growing up. Saw him break through at AIK at 16 years old, and took the absolute piss out of the Swedish league at that age. My stepson loves him as well, despite not supporting AIK, so would be great in my quest to get him to be a Toon fan.

I genuinely don't know what I'd do if we got Isak like. Would be an absolutely incredible signing.

Aye fair play to him. He is way too good to be second choice like

He wouldn't get 6-8 goals as a striker

Ederson Walker Laporte Dias Cancelo Phillips KdB Gündogan Mahrez Haaland Foden Something like that I guess. Obviously with heavy rotation and very fluid in attack

Definite downgrade on Targett, IMO.

I couldn't disagree more, think they are outstanding signings for Chelsea. They are desperate for CBs, and Sterling is a cracking player, despite having a couple of disappointing seasons.

We might stand a chance to do something in one of the cups with Dubravka in goal rather than Darlow.

Migoal Almiron

When's the Gateshead game today?

Howay man, RW is quite obviously where we needed to upgrade the most. Arguably CM and CB as well (as Botman hadn't signed yet at that point).

Reckon we should have been all over that?

The "Black Power" was taking the piss out of someone who started a thread on here (or the old forum, if you will) with the thread title "we need black power", which was closed pretty much straight away. The thread starter might even have been banned, but don't quite remember.

He had only been on for about 20 minutes that game mind

Who is playing CB for them this season?

They'll sell him to a newly promoted team in two years time for £25m

Would like one of the training tops if it didn't have fucking fun88 on it.

Poch will manage Everton before Christmas

That three year deal we gave him last season has to be one of the daftest moves in a long, long time. And that's saying an awful fucking lot.

It's a remnant from the pre-Ashley era. It's crazy how lazy it is considering we didn't do that at all for 15 years.

What a world we're living in when Tielemans is considered slow because Willock, who is a very pacy midfielder and came on as a sub, skins him in the 94th minute

He's like that with everything involving details, it's one of his most annoying traits.

I feel like this is about the fifth time he's been officially confirmed, I thought it was done weeks ago