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Ah yes, that was a thing of beauty Reckon it's not even a terrible routine if you get it right mind, it'd be quite difficult to defend against. Had a quick look at that saints board, someone said they play a high line, really hope that's the case as we're so dangerous against high lines

Got a feeling Howes got really high hopes for him

Gordon off (to Liverpool, presumably)

He's looked really good tonight. Was decent in the other game I saw him in

Can't even score a pen. Bloody useless

Isak is ridiculous

Good work from Murphy and Isak for the goal. Murphy definitely made the RW spot his until we sign someone else.

Man I wish Bruno was part of that XI tonight

Are they allowed to play with all their 45 first team players?

Can see him playing on Saturday. Tomorrow feels a bit too soon

Just that there's been no news for a few days. The "first offer rejected" would have started to look a bit old now. When there's anything significant, the title will be updated again.

Maybe Gardener Dan has been copying his emails to the wrong people again?

The likes of Fernandes and Caicedo have to be on a canny wedge, surely? I'd be pretty pissed off with my agent if a club signed me for that much and I'm making less than I would at an Arsenal or Man Utd. Their fifty thousand Brazilians and talents from around Europe is probably different mind.

They are on some Mike Ashley thinking they know better than everyone else bullshit

Stats nonces use it to pretend they've watched someone play.

He's said the same thing about loving life here, loving the club, the city and fans, so many times now that I reckon it might actually be enough to keep him here for as long as we want him. Not naive to think he would never leave, but so think he would have to think long and hard at any offer coming in. He could be widely regarded as one of the best players we've ever had if he stays long enough and lifts a trophy or two here.

Literally the only things I can remember from Willems time here is @Kanjihyping him up for ages on here and his debut when he came on and didn't know where he was supposed to be playing

Not even remotely forgettable like. Was class for us, had a fairly iconic partnership with Jonas and Colo, then had to go in goal against us as @Alan Pardew beat his new team to finish 5th.

Hopefully it will have blown over by then and you feel safe enough to go. Absolutely fucking tragic if even one fan decides against going to a game because they don't feel safe thanks to racist idiots

Very Schär esque that ball. Isaks lay off is perfect as well.

Was it Kelly that played that absolutely mint pass to Isak when he played it off to Longstaff?

In most of ours defence, I've tried my absolute hardest to forget the last 10-15 years of NUFC.

There's simply no way this is true, as I've been reliably told by absolute gobshites that Gordon has had his head turned, and Trippier is away to Saudi. Sounds like Guehi is signing for Liverpool based on your info.

And in terms of team selection