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I'm at the stage now where I don't give a fuck if we sign someone or not. Reckon our team is perfectly capable of a top 5 finish as it is, if we manage to stay fairly injury free. Pope Livra Schär Burn Hall Tonali Bruno Joelinton Murphy Isak Gordon Dubravka Trippier Krafth Kelly Targett Longstaff Miley (pick one) Willock Almiron Wilson Barnes That's two really good starting elevens under Howe, and that's not even counting Botman and Lascelles, and we've finally got a young back up for when Wilson is out.

Fuck me did Joao Pedro score 20 goals last season? I would have guessed maybe around 10 to 13 if I was being generous

That makes sense I guess, but surely just getting it right first time would have been better

I only really watch Djurgården when they play us at AIK, and they are always absolutely shite against us so don't see the big deal about him tbh. To be sold for more than wor Isak to Dortmund, I'm sure he has to have something about him, but I don't see it yet.

Sounds a lot like Spurs new shiny toy Lucas Bergvall.

Why is there only like 5 posts per page on that sunderland forum?

That is club captain Enzo Fernandez to you, sir

Why doesn't he just open with that, say your name slowly for overseas commentators?

Yes.

Second time he does it, when he's asked to slow it down, he makes it very Swedish.

@Kaizero and other Norwegians, Ødegaard doesn't get his own name right here does he? Sounds like he is doing an English version of both first and last name

Even Liverpool fans knows he's fucking garbage. An absolute joke of a striker.

Fucking Darwin Cunting Nuñes deciding to become prime OG Ronaldo anytime he plays us but can't hit a barn door when playing against the other sides in the league.

We seem to be good at keeping our contracts under wrap. Howe signed a new one last summer without anyone finding out. Could have been a clause triggered or another extension without the media finding out.

Guehi seems to be doing fine

Joao Felix to Chelsea official. Where is he even supposed to play?

Fuck sake, that is lifting

You lot looked very impressive from what I saw yesterday. Bailey was excellent IMO

Is there a football podcast going that's worse than the True Faith one? Two of the thickest people I've ever heard in them Norman and Charlotte, a complete narcissist in Alex and to be fair someone who is a bit decent in that Simon. Their analysis always tend to come down to "they are class" or "they were shite", and nothing is ever deeper than that.

What for? I haven't seen the whole game

Mudryk's got like an 8 year contract with Chelsea, hasn't he? Like, he's just going to be sat on his arse counting the money for the rest of his career now right?

I'm sure it happened last season at one point. I've got no idea who it was though

Ridiculous booking, just stank of Pawson wanting the game to be about him. No chance Robertson gets that booking at Anfield after 8 minutes like.

Still pisses me off so much Diazs charge on Schär. It's such a fucking cunts move, the whistle had gone ages before it.

Ever heard of Zinedine Zidane?