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Rashford on for Lingard. Massive upgrade that IMO.

They've spent a shit ton of money to little avail in recent years. They did under Rodgers. Klopp's net spent is £25m including this season. I think that's equally much due to Klopp tbh, don't strike me as the type of manager who wants to spend huge money on players. Of course the market means you have to spend on anything you buy like.

You fucking lying tit, Newcastle picked you up from having been sacked from a league 1 side.

Only game we lost in pre-season was with him starting at CM (with Diame ).

That Burton ref man What an absolute prick.

A bit? A massive crisis. They managed to miss out on the Euros where everyone was invited ffs

Aye, first season was class like.

I love his Hollywood balls like.

What was the attendance?

Please!

Oh dear god yes please!

Is this on tele/stream anywhere?

TBH, he probably can't. Messi is 30 and still killing it. When would Neymar take over? He would never take over precisely because Messi is ten times the player that petulant crybaby will ever be anyway. No one is every going to take over from Messi unless he dies. Man is an alien. Exactly, why Neymar's move makes sense. In order to enhance his legacy and standing as an all time footballer, hes joining a club where he's going to play a handful of meaningful games a season? Not having that like. If he was joining Madrid or Man City/Utd perhaps. Sorry, but in the end in European football now, only winning the PL means something other than the Champions League. So yes, in order to enhance his legacy he wants to win the CL with PSG. Also, winning either the CL with PSG or the World Cup is going to make him the best in the world, so he has basically 'doubled' his chance of winning it. What?

It's the 'I told you so' factor that makes this so funny. We had to watch the useless cunt week in, week out and we all knew he was shite. Then a half decent world cup (how many goals and assists?) and everyone said he's great. Turns out the people that actually watch him knows best.

(except the wish him well part. Hope Monaco somehow wins the league again). Will be extremely interesting what Barcelona do with the money like.

Monaco will be pure swimming in cash if that deal comes through like. How much have they sold for this summer already?

L'Equipe reporting that Mbappe wants to go to Barcelona.

Mbappe would certainly be an interesting replacement. Definitely not the most clever way to spend the money, but if that front three about as jizztastic as with Neymar.

Would much rather have Dembelé or Dybala than Di Maria like.

VI, who other than Coutinho would you hope you splash the cash on?

Should ask them whether they call him Darren or Darron.

Would have him back if Rafa wants him.

Forgot about Fellaini, excellent shout. Would be in my team over Cattermole.

Elliot Pepe Terry Dunne Larsson De Jong Cattermole Johnson Hysén Rosenberg Suarez

You really don't like Scandinavians, do you? The four I chose are all for a reason tbf. Olsson - cheat. That cup game in 09/10 man, what a prick Pedersen - shite for 36 games but always bagged against NUFC Solskjaer - that tackle on Lee Elmander - dirty elbowing cheat Six out of eleven mate. Not that I disagree with them like, especially not fucking Seb Larsson.