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Everton appoints Steve Walsh as dof.

£35m

If there is one player I'd buy and build a team around, it's probably Paul Pogba.

Has to be terrible for their pre season preparation this. Only need to look at us last season to see how important pre season is and what can happen if you fuck it up.

Lush from Ritchie

What's the link to the YouTube stream?

The match thread and laughing at Ryder's tweets will be far better than the actual game

Pretty sure he'll have specified it has to exist. Maybe. Why bother though? Good craic innit. Well he's a renowned manager and football expert, why wouldn't he have a website? He has his own stuff to say that doesn't need to be through any particular club. Just because our last two managers didn't know what the internet was. Genuine question, do other top managers have them? And, if so, do they still use them when they're employed by a club? http://www.carloancelotti.it/en/ http://antonioconteofficial.it http://sackpardew.com

He got four of those assists in one game as well, didn't he? Which is often a stick that Wijnaldum gets hit with whenever someone mentions him scoring 11 goals last season. So that leaves three assists in the remaining 35 games.

I fucking hate that "chances created" stat. It's one of the most useless stats I hear being thrown around IMO. Sissoko played nigh on every minute of last season, and especially under McClaren, our tactics were to attack down right hand side through him and Janmaat, so if his "chances created" wouldn't have been the highest in our sorry excuse of a team, it would have been absolutely embarrassing. Sissoko's poor delivery is part of the reason we got relegated, no matter how many of those are counted as a chance created.

I watch every game and think he's shit. Can't pass the ball 5 yards and dribbling then predictably loses the ball with nothing gained. Exactly this, sometimes you'd think he was turning a corner after he'd put in a decent performance or 2 than he'd have about 6 or 7 games in a row where he couldn't control or pass a ball and constantly ran into brick walls hoping he could batter his way through. That's why I think he's pretty crap, watching him play every week for 3 and a half years.

Are those qualifiers even finished yet?

Is he better than Stevie T?

Rafa coaching signings before they've arrived Loved that bit

If he takes Colback's place in the starting XI

It's quite clearly the Shaqiri goal. Insane technique

Targett would be a class signing.

Periscoping the training session in Ireland now

Love 4231 if it's done correctly. Need one of the two to be fairly attacking and get into the box, while the three should be interchangeable and all have a fairly free role with the striker being either a target man (Lewandowski) or someone with pace who gets behind the defence (Griezmann).

Our squad is actually improving with each sale

Huge amounts of wages off our books with him and Colo gone

Sounds like a canny signing

Shite that this is played at 8 pm. Really should have been a 5 pm kick off imo.

Why would the mackems have a limited budget though? Nee cunt wanting to show Fat Sam's fat head on the tele so they don't get any of the new TV deal?

I read £1m on the last page.