AlanSkÃrare

The whole phenomenon that players, ex-players and managers can come out with this utter fucking bullshit and get a pass because of their background in the game is driving me fucking mad. I do not care one bit what Beardsley, Moncur or Didi fucking Hamann thinks about Ashley or Pardew. Their argument is completley invalid unless they provide me with something substantial other than the pathetic ordinairy "They're great". The implication is that they know better than us and have the right to correct everyone. They're fucking braindead!

That's Williamson black-listed. f*** off. It's honestly not caring, the f***ing heartless idiot is out there not being good enough with his f***ing s*** manager sharing his never ending shitness every f***ing week. They're complicit in making us miserable and supporting this club one of the most energy-draining and horrible things in life right now. He should know better than defending the millions of games he's lost us, telling us that anyone taking part in this f***ing suicide? How f***ing stupid does he takes us for?

Is that for real?

The strategy now will be to make Pardew some sort of heroic warrior who battles relegation.

The incompetence on show at this club man :lol:

Thing is as long as I don't feel anything for the club, wanting us to lose etc, I couldn't give a fuck if we go down. Like KaKa says, I almost enjoy seeing the whole thing implode. The fucking idiots who don't realise this was always going to happen can have fun in their Wonga tops. It has to burn down to the ground in order to mean something again. I feel completely numb to anything that happens to the club right now.

Think that and when Shola was playing right against Reading are my two favourite Pardew tactical apocalypse moments. Those and when we started launching long balls towards Sissoko when he was playing right wing against Liverpool in the 0-6. Straight from the kick-off, back to the GK and then aim for Sissoko on the wing. Unreal.

We'll lose, Pardew will stay, we'll get relegated. Too much to fix as that means he stays until December at least.

http://milanosiamonoi.se/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/zlatan.jpg Best thing to ever happen to this country. 33 today.

Today is so empty. I can't believe this is happening.

In all this, the most pathetic thing for Pardew is how incredibly shit he has to be to find himself under threat. All he had to do was get us to like 11th, 12th, whatever. Just not lose every game. Yet he has now managed to destroy the team to a degree that should not be possible. And he's done it DESPITE being able to change the entire outlook of the squad. I've never, ever heard of something close to this. It's incredibly embarrassing.

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Why are they saying he's safe even if we lose to Swansea? It's fucking beyond absurd I don't even care anymore. What the fuck is going on in Ashley's head? I know he only cares about survival, but we're diving into the Championship here. Have fun you deluded fuckwit.

Staying for Swansea It's beyond ridiculous. Ashley's suprisingly stupid here.

His worst game so far.

We need a point at Swansea and renewed feeling of hope would give us any chance. He needs out today or we'll be in mid-October without a win and a fucking nightmarish fixture list to come. Could be in deep, deep shit already.

Today must be the day.

Those fixtures man This season will be such a fucking struggle. I really, really want to hope for us to score during that struggle and not feel nervous that we'll equalise during the final 15 minutes.

Colback the ever present. And there were people claiming he wasn't Cabaye's replacement.

I just want someone whose 80's and 90's ideas don't harm us. The innovative limitations among some sporting directors in England is ridiculous. The standard names in and around the Premier League are pretty much cut from the same cloth, confused 4-4-2 men with no idea on how to adapt their methods and principles to the modern game, but rather stubborn and conservative. Wingers who cross for two strikers, tough tacklers in midfield, center-backs who win headers. Their practice of these ideas work to different degrees, Pardew, McLeish, Souness etc. are obviously different from Moyes, Hughes and Redknapp in that their idea of football is too ill-informed and their ability to inspire a team is non-existant. The rest of them come with glass ceiling too though. The way forward is to get someone who's from the lower divisions who's been educated in the spill-overs from the international influx in England (like Eddie Howe), or from abroad.

Alan Pardew telling people what Newcastle United should mean

Ryder's article on him from today is fucking atrocious. It's an insult to humanity.

When Pardew's gone, I'll immediately start doubting that he ever existed. That's how much of an unbelievable cunt he is.

At 2-1: "Not even the harshest critiques of Newcastle's regime can complain tonight"

Ayoze plays like Suarez only not scoring or creating anything.