AlanSkÃrare

Him and Riviere man, epic battle of North East impotence.

We'll have a chance if we recall Hatem.

FFS Ryder is such a fucking idiot. WHY is he getting paid?

I want someone to flash one of those Men in Black things in my face so I forget who the fuck he is.

The more we'll lose, the more frightened he'll be and our football will become even more shit. A couple of hidings, slide down the table, increase pressure. He won't get sacked but he could well go back to suffering lying bellend rather than being a triumphant lying bellend.

When did this c*** go getting all positive from?!? I would have thought by this stage of the week he'd be telling us well be lucky to get a goalless draw from the mackems game and anything less than a double-figure humping off spurs would be a result worthy of dedication to "mike" himself. Tough place Difficult game Spurs in great form It's the usual dross.

He's not. Ryder would write better if he wrote backwards.

All his preferred players injured = win horrible games by one-goal-margin = prove fans wrong. I fucking hate even knowing who he is.

He was Pardew's plan for our attacking game, him coming into the side will probably mean we stop scoring goals.

Putting Pardew in contrast to NUFC managers of the past 20 years is in no way a representation of his ability. Kinnear, Roeder, Dalglish and Gullit were fucking horrible appointments, on par with Pardew. In terms of recruitment, he's benefited from the best set-up we've had in my time supporting the club. He has us staying up because when his ability fails him, he's given new tools. Everything the club does is done with the purpose of keeping him in the job. We haven't done that for any other manager. In fact, I wonder if any club has ever done that.

Rob Elliot

Excellent symbol of this era in Newcastle United history. Will do because he's a friend of the goalkeeping coach who is a friend of the manager who is a friend of the former managing director who is a friend of the owner. Everyone obliges.

No, that's his standard game if we're honest. He does all that anyway, every single match. Well yeah I guess, his worst game has more or less become standard.

Elliot was a fucking idiot for the goal. They could have got three or four in the first half. The hoofing throughout the game, not only first half, was the usual garbage we've become accustomed to. Tioté was on his worst game, dangerous dribbles inside our own half, out of position trying to hack people down. Gouffran starting and staying on for 90 minutes was like playing with 10 men. All he does is transport the ball and pass it sideways. He had one moment of tracking back towards the end that'll ensure he keeps his place. Subbing Ayoze at HT rather than Gouffran was criminal. Cabella by far our best player when he was set free, our only constructive creative link. Big ups to Haïdara, Abeid and Janmaat who all had good games.

It's almost as if you support Carroll in smashing his face in back in 2010. I remember going to that Cardiff game a few days after it supposedly had happend and Carroll played the full game with gloves and scored the winner.

Yeah, it's like when Steven Taylor posted the super racist picture of what he described as Haidara, Sissoko and Anita. You pretty much just laugh at the stupidity, but there needs to be consistency in these things regardless of the person doing it.

I find it irrelevant what "most Jews probably think" or what Balotelli meant (most certainly did not mean). There is still a problematic element to the anti-semitic reference. He should manage not to post it.

None of the stereotypes in that pic has any historical implication or association remotely close to the one portraying the jew as greedy and money-obsessed. I think there is a problematic element to it.

It's shit for him. If he is not to jeopardize our Premiership status with Pardew in charge, he needs to invest heavily, which will never happen. Europa League is a nightmare for them.

No pressure, lad. I swear Pardew was traumatised when he was a kid.

So... Alnwick; Streete, Taylor, Dummett, Satka; Anita, Tioté, Gouffran; Cabella, Ayoze, Sammy Who the fuck is on the bench? Woodman, Cissé, Ferreyra, Armstrong, Mbabu and..?

Even reading a hypothetical discussion on this is fucking grim.

Said this in another thread: a year ago Pardew wanted to pay money for him and use him as a "number 10".