AlanSkÃrare

Why would he give up on us for Rangers? Our brand and the Premier League's reach is far greater. Also, these 10 year deals and 7 year contracts doesn't exactly indicate that he's about to leave.

Can't believe Barton and Karl Henry play for the same team. They wanted to kill eachother everytime they faced one another.

It's like he's eating all the football in the north of Britain.

He never understands or identifies what's working. Anita is so integral to our passing. Fucking idiot mother fuck.

Atrocious sub. Anita was running our passing and discipline.

Cabella looks awesome.

Like the new goal-kick tactics: Krul hoof to Moussa on the wing.

Isn't Dummett supposed to be suspended for this? Edit: rescinded. Shame.

Things will never change with him in charge. He's killing everything. Hope the crowd goes Cardiff on his ass today again.

Dummett.

A guy who's job is to sign players manages to actually sign players and people celebrate him?

His equaliser at Liverpool in 2002/03 or the one against Leverkusen. Also loved one at Blackburn. We lost 5-2 or something and had Dabizas sent off early. He jumped backwards quite a bit and still smashed it in the top corner.

Okay, let's make things interesting. What would constitute Pardew failing in your eyes? Not in Ashley's eyes, in your's. Being amongst those in contention for the drop. The situation 2 years ago was forgivable because of a paper thin squad riddled with injuries and a lengthy European run but wouldn't be now. With the likes of Villa, West Brom, Sunderland, Burnley and Palace not pulling up any trees in the transfer market, it would be significant underachievement to be near the bottom. Paper thin? We signed five players in January, all of very good calibre. Europe? We played as many games as many other teams as we crashed out of both domestic cups almost immediately. We hit more long-balls than any other team in Europe's top 5 leagues. Cissé and Shola were played on the wing. We won away from home twice. We conceded more goals in the Premier League than we've ever done before. We lost more Premier League games than when we went down. It wasn't forgivable.

I'm going to print that post to remind myself that it actually happend.

Hoping for vile abuse from the off on Sunday. Need him out of our lives.

In one where the actual sport is no longer the primary interest. They're really gullable with their calculations. First every team that wins a cup goes down. Now 48 points is realistic because that's what we average over 10 years. Eat shit.

He's a walking parody.

Colback will be 1st choice CM. Like Gosling towards the end of last season. Up Pardew's arse, that's where you need to be. We'll play Anita or Sissoko or Abeid next to him.

It's as if he can't be arsed to even think.

That Martinez quote is painful. The thing I'm hoping for more than anything this year, is to see the fucking joyless, self-righteous, soul-draining motherfuck leave my club.

Wrote this for The Mag http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/alan-pardew-must-learn-george-costanza/

One at Basel I think, but even more so the one he scored against Chelsea to secure 7th in 2005/06.

Did his full-back completely a couple of times. Thought he seemed much more effective and smart than I've ever seen the likes of Sammy Ameobi, he tried to get in behind and dribbles really well. Hope he gets game-time for us. Him, Armstrong, Campbell, Satka and Streete would all be nice to have a squad players rather than f***ing Gosling and the likes. Also painfully obvious how much technically worse Dummett is than everyone else. Has to go.

We should be looking to get this in order: Krul Janmaat Coloccini/Yanga NEW Haïdara Anita/Sissoko Tioté Cabella De Jong Ben Arfa NEW I'm guessing Pardew will go with this quite a lot: Krul Janmaat Williamson Coloccini Santon Sissoko Tioté Colback Cabella De Jong Riviére

Actual dissatisfaction from fans, protests that are obvious and reflects the widespread dissatisfaction. When national media starts asking the question why Pardew isn't sacked, why he's seemingly not even sackable, the next question will be regarding Sports Direct. We edged close to this during May, but the summer came at a perfect time for them to circulate money and players. When there's questions regarding SD, he will react. Remember that's what is important here.