AlanSkÃrare

Agree with this. I'd be very excited for the new season if we got a new manager. We have to. If we start next season with Pardew I'll probably struggle to be bothered.

Getting fed up of trying to explain this to people. Is there any concrete source? Even journalists having a laugh about it. A few weeks ago, I made an appearance on a web-TV football talk-show to explain our demise this season. One of the first questions that was directed at me was "HOW expensive will this be? What the f*** were you thinking?". Unprofessional language to be using on a web-TV football talk-show IMO I punched him square in the face. It's how Scando's roll.

Getting fed up of trying to explain this to people. Is there any concrete source? Even journalists having a laugh about it. A few weeks ago, I made an appearance on a web-TV football talk-show to explain our demise this season. One of the first questions that was directed at me was "HOW expensive will this be? What the fuck were you thinking?".

Anyone who watches the reserves and U18s regularly? Who could be close to the first team/go on loan next season? I take it Campbell, Ferguson, Sammy and Vuckic will either be fringe players or go on loan. Inman and Tavernier getting on a bit - time to let go? What about Streete/Good/Richardson/Mbabu? How good are these U-internationals that we have? (i.e Gilliead, Cameron, Armstrong, Woodman, Satka etc.)

Imagine us finishing 12th and Pardew being "content with a mid-table finish considering the injury situation we've had to deal with". The revisionist schmuck will never speak of the fact that we were in the relegation zone for a moment with two games to go.

Couldn't help but noticing yesterday when watching Swansea: The way Leon Britton works in that team, he wins them so much time and space. Everytime Wigan put them under pressure, he used his technique and movement to get away from pressure and kept the ball moving. In stature and ability, he's very similar to Anita. But on the other hand we need a tackle in there cause that gets you draws.

Let our hair down That's a Pardew classic.

Find no real joy in him retiring. He built the most impressive footballing dynasty the world has ever seen. Absolute beast with a record that we'll never ever see again. Nothing but respect for him. He's fought down whatever has been thrown at him. On the other hand, this might be the beginning of the end at Manchester United. I still rather see them win it than the likes of City or Chelsea.

So draw at QPR and Arsenal beat Wigan and we're fine. Sack him tonight.

http://u.goal.com/218500/218502hp2.jpg

Fact is he's on course for the biggest fiasco in sports history.

This season. It's from another planet.

Elliot Debuchy Coloccini Taylor Yanga-Mbiwa Tioté Anita Cabaye Ben Arfa Cissé Gouffran Replace Anita with Marveaux and push him into Cabaye's position. Having Marv back here would make me slightly more optimistic.

Imagine if Campbell comes on and saves us. Now back to reailty.

This is it btw. Did the BBC Predictor again. Win here and we're fine imo. Otherwise no chance in hell. Can't see us winning though.

Surreal is the word. Can't believe it has come to this

I remember Valencia players once doing "their own thing" under Koeman in a cup final. Even if we somehow manage to stay up, I'll never ever forgive this utter excuse of a prick for putting me through this again.

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Fuck me this is surreal. Everything just creeps closer. My question earlier was 50/50 pisstake. But Pardew is getting close to surpassing Souness on the hate list. If he relegates us, it's the biggest let down, fiasco and failure I've ever heard of in sports.

Genuine question regarding next season: Championship without Pardew or Premier League with Pardew?

We're down imo. Pretty much accepted it after yesterday. No fight, no idea how to score a goal. f***ing doomed. Into the abyss.

Cabaye today was Michael Owen 08/09-esque.

Fucking excuse of a human being. Fuck the fuck off with your shit substitutions, shit formations, shit line-ups, shit corners, shit press conferences, shit excuses, shit mentality, shit hoof balls, shit throw ins and take Dan mother of all fucks Gosling with you.

Surely that pushes Cabaye further forward as well. Hideous bench, I'd only use Campbell and Anita from it. Come on lads, let's put this season to bed today. It's my fucking birthday.

Probably unchanged.