AlanSkÃrare

No more sleeps. 8 hours of work. That is it.

Ready to fuck shit up now. Let's have em Papiss.

Aye he scored about 2 years ago from a set piece. Massive threat.

Practising Pardews latest Zany formation there. "16-MAN TOON STUN VILLA"

few of them seem to be laughing at williamson Mapou, Sammy, Shola and Cissé most certainly cracking up over a Cabaye joke about floated crosses.

Hope he has enough sense to start the other two as well. Good news he'll start Moussa though. Probably means we'll see Cabaye, him and Vurnon. Fucking hell what a midfield.

Why is his opinion even televised? Ancient manager that never achieved anything of note. I don't even want to remember him.

I want us to throw the new players in straight away. We need the injection. Not playing them would be not taking advantage of the momentum that was built up last week. Krul Debuchy Yanga-Mbiwa Coloccini Santon Anita Sissoko Gouffran Cabaye Marveaux Cissé Those saying Marveaux isn't a winger - I say don't use him as a traditional winger. Let him and Gouffran come in field and make us fluid. So many good footballers in behind Cissé here, several of them able to create chances. Debuchy and Santon will be enough threat down the wings.

Tomorrow night's team sheet is going to be one of the most eagerly awaited in a long while... I can just imagine the pulse an hour before kick off. Then 60 minutes of the most memorable forum meltdown when Simpson and Obertan starts and Perch displaces Anita in midfield. Ranger takes Gouffran's place on the bench.

Regarding the World Cup, I'm sure he'll be incredibly up for it in Brazil. He's unlucky though. His previous WC:s hasn't really given him a chance. In 2006 they weren't that good, and in 2010 they had a nutcase for manager who had no idea what he was doing. He needs a stable coach that plays to the strengths of that squad. They have good enough players to win it. Problem is dropping certain offensive players. Can't have Messi, Agüero and Tevez on the pitch at the same time etc.

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Puzzles me how Campbell has been in every training picture for the whole season, been bigged up by Pardew and was impressive when given the chance in pre-season. Yet Nile fucking Ranger has been getting game time ahead of him. The same goes for Sammy Ameobi as of late, I'd rather see this lad given a chance. Needs game time as he's turned 18 now and should be sent on loan.

Good signing for Liverpool if it comes off. Superb potential.

WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So our CB pairing for Tuesday is probably Fabricio Coloccini and Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa. Not fucking Mike Williamson and James Perch.

Get in you curly headed f***. Fantastic news.

What a post, from enlightened to old school in a sentence.

Just wait and see if he's found guilty before the bashing begins. His criminal record suggests there might be something in this, mind.

Probably Yanga-Mbiwa as well.

Fucking hell this is going to be exciting. I think Mapouccini will be next to impossible to break down.

His (former) club have confirmed it on their website, and there is a leaving interview with him on their TV channel in which he confirms he is looking forward to playing for us and says we are a great club. I'd say it's pretty much a done deal. Debuchy said he was looking forward to see Remy in training the next morning.

Is this your idea of fun?

Looking forward to see this crop of Carr finds. Has he got anyone wrong yet?

Regardless of the Remy deal - I think the board has learnt quite a few lessons in the last year.

Don't know why but found this hilarious.